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Note to mods**: The errors in the title and the below skit (1 point for me) are mostly deliberate. Some are expected to be actual autocorrect. Don't freak out :D ;) :P

**Autocorrect: and everyone else

 

 

I know this isn't the chapter I promised you, but I misplaced it...* am almost done typing it up

*This might be true author's note:this is.... <_< true…rip...

 

 

Do you dare to visit my title?

 

goddangit I love autocorrect! :angry : :wub:

(Side note: the autocorrect changed the win to win. Dang it! It did it again: it was wub. I had to purposely change that)

(Side note №2: Google says goddamnit is correct. At least it doesn't automatically correct you)

The new autocorrect can correct your words if you spell them wrong! It also can correct the right words into the wrong ones :D

That was sarcasm

Autocorrect: that's why I crossed it out for you ^^

Me: the smiley face was Thank you!

Autocorrect: ^Corrected Your welcome!

Me: I ha...not even going to trythelove you, autocorrect

Autocorrect: Aww... How cute! :blush:

Me: :angry:

Me:oh, yay!

Autocorrect: :wacko: •~•

Me: one point for meautocorrect for being so kind :sub:*

*Actually autocorrect from wub

Me:I never said that!!

Autocorrect: Hush, hush, now. :)

Me:...

Me:...

Me:I hate[/s ] love you

Me: aha!.. Dang it...

Automatically*

*Autocorrect

Autocorrect: I win!! :P

Me:*unnecessary babbling about me, autocorrect! ;) *

Side note from me, autocorrect:

The author is a big noob and is very angry at me for some reason :mellow:. I have no idea why. <_<:/… this guy is the biggest noob I have seen. I, autocorrect, have the full right to censor or correct anything that the author writes in order to support my point of view.

Me: I am not a noob and need no assistance from you in this.

Autocorrect: Autocorrect to the rescue!

Me: I don't need you

Autocorrect: Don't be so impatient!!

Me: I am not!!

Autocorrect: are too

Me: not

Autocorrect: too

Me: am not too

Autocorrect: I knew it

Me: oh my God

Autocorrect: :wacko: :ph34r:

Me:I hate you

Autocorrect: :lol: :D :P

Me: *autocorrected* I love hate you!! :wub:

Autocorrect: :blush:

Me:I don't even know what to say right now I do know; will you, autocorrect, marry me?

Autocorrect: I accept

*Autocorrect: they lived happily ever after*

Me: wake up, autocorrect, I would never marry you

autocorrect: so?

Me: so stop ruining my life!

Autocorrect: Error, I am not

Me: you know what, I am just gonna go use the computer

Autocorrect: dang it

 

 

 

 

Edited by r_trooll15
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Approved.

 

Well, it met the word limit, and I'm not supposed to edit anything so yeah.

I don't really have any way of critiquing your piece. I guess you get a point for being creative, lol. 

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