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Go to hell mother Fers
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yeah guys keep bit**ing to the mods
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u guys sucks
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Happy Pie Day get your pie and enjoy
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who cares ?!?! about 7-8 million accounts are secondary and not active
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shut up tommy i made this for fun
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chuck norris jokes thread (roflmao)
hammodi_x replied to hammodi_x in chuck norris jokes thread (roflmao) Archive
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris doesn't blink.....reality pauses. Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris can whistle in German. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves. If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars, it means, that Chuck has more money than you. Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Chuck Norris can write a Dictionary by slamming his face into the keyboard. Santa Claus believes in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ate out of the Superbowl. Chuck Norris actually went to Mars, that's why there is no life there. i made this image -
shut up tommy noob May I ask why I am being called a "noob"? he just a noob himself so that he has to insult other peopl get the f*** out of here
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shut up tommy noob May I ask why I am being called a "noob"? because u r a noob
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idk why you happy!!!! there is only about 1.5 million active accounts
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more than 50% are secondary accounts !!! but congrats
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this is not tanki international online ..everyone want his own language thats almost imposible to make
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thats 100% right!!! a mod can ..i always see a green text says"match change to private" thats mean after making the match public or during it
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