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  1. hammodi_x

    "Tanki Online" Birthday

    Go to hell mother Fers
  2. hammodi_x

    Issue 1 Main Topic

    yeah guys keep bit**ing to the mods
  3. hammodi_x

    Tanki online "Newby Déjà vu" Voting

    u guys sucks
  4. hammodi_x

    happy pie day!

    Happy Pie Day get your pie and enjoy
  5. hammodi_x

    Re:We have 9,000,000 players!

    who cares ?!?! about 7-8 million accounts are secondary and not active
  6. hammodi_x

    chuck norris jokes thread (roflmao)

    shut up tommy i made this for fun
  7. hammodi_x

    chuck norris jokes thread (roflmao)

    Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris doesn't blink.....reality pauses. Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris can whistle in German. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves. If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars, it means, that Chuck has more money than you. Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Chuck Norris can write a Dictionary by slamming his face into the keyboard. Santa Claus believes in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ate out of the Superbowl. Chuck Norris actually went to Mars, that's why there is no life there. i made this image
  8. hammodi_x

    pie pie pie

    shut up tommy noob May I ask why I am being called a "noob"? he just a noob himself so that he has to insult other peopl get the f*** out of here
  9. hammodi_x

    pie pie pie

    shut up tommy noob May I ask why I am being called a "noob"? because u r a noob
  10. hammodi_x

    pie pie pie

    shut up tommy noob
  11. hammodi_x

    pie pie pie

  12. hammodi_x

    8 000 000!

    idk why you happy!!!! there is only about 1.5 million active accounts
  13. hammodi_x

    6 000 000 players in Tanki Online

    more than 50% are secondary accounts !!! but congrats
  14. hammodi_x

    Tanki Online in German!

    this is not tanki international online ..everyone want his own language thats almost imposible to make
  15. hammodi_x

    How do you make a match private?

    thats 100% right!!! a mod can ..i always see a green text says"match change to private" thats mean after making the match public or during it
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