A guy takes a short break and ,BOOM, suddenly he has quit. In the immortal words of Mark Twain, "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

I have spoken to the good people at Tanki Online Help and they have all agreed with me. It is a recognized fact that I have the ONLY screen capture of that great battle. It is also agreed that the screen capture is AUTHENTIC and has not been altered in any way. You are welcome to send the picture to the forensic photography lab of your choice for examination and I am certain that they will verify its authenticity. I must state one more time that our team was scoring so fast that the server could not calculate the statistics. That would explain the "strange" numbers. The server was still calculating the numbers when the game ended. Our score would probably have been even higher if it had completed the calculations on time. The "husto has captured our flag" at the top of the screen can be written off as CACHE problems. Husto probably had not cleared his cache in a while and that was "overflow" or "image ghosting" from one of his previous games. In the name of good sportsmanship I have decided to declare the battle a DRAW. Neither side won. That should resolve any future issues that might arise from this event.

We were scoring so fast the server could not calculate the Crystal Fund correctly. General Veers can verify that we got a lot of crystals. Pixels ?? What are pixels ??

The Moderators were overwhelmed and soundly DEFEATED on Server 2 today by General Veers, Klakier, and Cheap Plastic Flower in what can only be described as EPIC. No flags were captured, but the NUMBERS don't lie. Spectators agreed that the skill and raw power exhibited by the Moderators' opponents was almost beyond belief. "I've never seen anything like it !!" "Veers, Klakier, and Flower played like Supermen." "It is a battle that will be talked about for years in Tanki Online." "Flower and his Thunder Stick were awesome !!" The screen captures are below. Save a copy so you will be able to show your grandchildren what Tanki Online was like when "Champions Ruled the Game". Really Big Picture here:

If you don't like this topic there is a simple solution. Stay out of it !! There are plenty of other topics. Go annoy the readers in those topics. My Warrant Officer period was some of the best times I have ever had on Tanki. Now I am reduced to fighting Russian Generalissimos in NSB. Sometimes life is hard. Sometimes it ain't.

Thank you, Jokjinari !!! It's about time. Keep up the good work and please translate more when they are released. You need to create a topic and it needs to have a STICKY.

Excellent choice, Legend. However, the 350 cubic inch engine was better suited for the Camaro. The 396 engine produced too much torque and made the 'Ro fishtail badly at the starting line. The Chevelle was just too heavy. That leaves just one choice. The GRANNY CAR from Hell. The Nova !!! Perfect match. It was a winner until Grandmother cranked her baby up too high and blew the engine in an illegal street race in Atlanta. Gone but not forgotten.

I average between 0 and 10 crystals per hour. I can't get any crystals because the higher ranks always destroy my M1 Titan/M0 Twins/Lava paint combo with their big Boom Cannons.

Thank you for allowing me to share.

I use the color Orange because it is the color of my favorite fruit, Bacon. I don't usually respond to people that can't spell FLEA, but I made an exception in your case. Thank you.

This is The Battle of the Grammar Nazis, Fighter. In the future please try to keep remarks about the most noble of all fruits, BACON, out of the discussion. Thank you.

I have to agree with Wiki-Gob on this one. It is just too OP. That coupled with the fact that most Twins users have their thumbs permanently glued to the space bar just makes a bad situation worse. I would rather listen to someone killing cats than listen to that never ending NOISE. And NO ... I will not turn my SOUND OFF.