You noobs are all jealous because you don't have nearly as much swag as all of us. I myself have 182739 swag. I've been training it since I was born. I am probably the swaggiest human being you will ever meet. #YOLO

@Contaminated

Terrible.

I don't like it here any more. You're all bums.

I'm actually not returning. Bye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRCoRMO1sPU

I'm back!

YES. YES. YES! FINALLY I HAVE WON. MY RIVAL IS FINALLY DEFEATED. GOOD BYE HICHI MWAHAHAHAHA

inb4 tl;dr

Because I don't want an array of noobs telling me "tl;dr", I will make this short. I am quitting, I know it's the third time I said this, but this time I mean it. I've quit Tanki about a year ago, from now you will no longer see me on the forum either. Bye.

no

I knew you had some humour in you...

Why wasn't I invited?

Guys guys...