You noobs are all jealous because you don't have nearly as much swag as all of us. I myself have 182739 swag. I've been training it since I was born. I am probably the swaggiest human being you will ever meet. #YOLO

@Contaminated

Terrible.

I don't like it here any more. You're all bums.

I'm actually not returning. Bye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRCoRMO1sPU

I'm back!

YES. YES. YES! FINALLY I HAVE WON. MY RIVAL IS FINALLY DEFEATED. GOOD BYE HICHI MWAHAHAHAHA

inb4 tl;dr

Because I don't want an array of noobs telling me "tl;dr", I will make this short. I am quitting, I know it's the third time I said this, but this time I mean it. I've quit Tanki about a year ago, from now you will no longer see me on the forum either. Bye.

no

I knew you had some humour in you...

Why wasn't I invited?

Guys guys...

ur getting delete -__________-

The deletion of TheShadowDragon

They will roll back update 122

You're all noobs. I was #1 in the REAL server when I was only WARRANT OFFICER FOUR

You noobs don't got shet. You know it's over when Conta declares war. Me and my trolls will proceed to exterminate all life on the internet within 24 hours.

fite me irl noob

you fail

Would you rather live in freezing cold climate 24/7/365 Or Live in boiling heat climate 24/7/365

You're stuck inside an indestructible box with no exit. All you have is a baseball and a baseball bat. How do you get out?

Do you feel safe sleeping in a room with the 3 of them?