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MY MOM XD

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god

Why is michael jackson and xbox alike? a: little boys turn them on

i am strongest because I AM UR MOM

i am strongest because i took steroids

I am strongest cause i beat chuck norris in a wrestling match O_O

tht already passed 1.1 passed

You don't bury survivors lol most people fall for tht

O_O steal from the rich and give to the poor. I C how it is

riddle: a plane crshes bettween the US and Canada border, where do u burry the survivors?

there were 3 people in a plane , a lemon picker, a buisenessman, and a terrorists. the plane was going down from too much wait. so the lemon picker dumps all his lemons over board, the buisenessman throws his luggage and his laptop over board and the terorrist afraid to die threw all his bombs overboard. so there was this man walking in the morning , taking his morning stroll when he comes across alot of lemons laying on the ground and was like morning stroller: "wtf what the heck happened" he sees a kid crying on the ground. not at all sad for the poor kid he moves on then he find a kid crying and he asks the kid whats wrong. the kid replis "i got assaulted by a laptopand a suitcase" so the stroller descides to call 911 and get him help right when the stroller turns the corner he hears a Ka-BOOM and then sees a kid laughin hysterically. so he asks whats the matter. and kid replies, "My grandma was dancing when she farted and a house blew up" O_O

3 stages of a humans life stage 1, u believe in santa stage 2 u r santa stage 3, u look like santa