i dont plan on ever rejoining the reporters so tbh wouldnt it be a tiny bit unfair if i couldnt enter any contests ever again? ;)

unfortunately this version of him didnt know how to make potatoes from poop

So I was reading the newspaper the Canadian @Holiday, obviously completely ignoring any article that didn't start with "[Contest]". I wanted the Stryker M2, and if I wanted to be a Stryker in battles, then . But why work hard for the crystals when you can just win a contest and get them, right? I was @II.Born.To.Win.Il, born to be a @Savage @LegendaryChampion. So I looked through the various @ReporterContests but was pretty disappointed with what I found. "The War Room"? Please, if I had the @True_Skills to do those questions I wouldn't have gone to school that @sunny_morning. "What Map"?! Oh, let's see, there's only, like, ten billion @Maximillions maps with that exact same house prop, AND I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK THROUGH ALL OF THEM. I'm not a @MapMaster. And "Demolition is my Mission"? What a joke. Let's work on actually getting 30 Thunder kills in a single game first, then we'll talk about the timing. Don't even get me started on the parkour contest. Who thought that to @PracticeParkourStunt was fun. Why did the @Contestmaker make all these challenges that require actual @Skills.Now? It's way @2muchzwork. I don't stand a chance against these motivated and hardworking youngsters that plague the forum these days. So yeah, @Me-So-Sad, until I made @The-Discovery. A writing contest! Oh, what luck! Finally something that doesn't require any actual effort and will make my lazy unproductive self @Remaine satisfied! Wait, a twist?! You're saying I have to search up every word in the members search bar to find member names? How fun. Eh, @WhyTheHellNot. I forgive the Reporters. After all, @We.Are.Brotherss, and it's @ALL.ABOUT.GAMES!

name spelled wrong is better than name not spelled :D

45*6-34+56.21(56^6*45)/10

unfortunately the real world in which we all woke up was an apocalyptic dystopian divergent-style chaotic planet

unfortunately the necromancer was a hoax

wow uh...u must rly want ur 40k crystals!

stuck in a loop of crippling depression

fortunately she knows a person who knows a person who knows a necromancer

unfortunately he died right after he was saved cuz they only brought his brain back to life not his heart

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lkawbvgw lmao i didnt even get a single letter right

Player blablabla above me has been banned for blablabla time cuz getting pissed at stupid things CHILL MAN

evil plot to destroy

how long did it take u to find all the things like how long mustve u been walking around that store before seeing the "flora" brand xD

heyyyy nuclearrr its been a long time homie

fortunately the "innocent" bystander was actually a bank robber

damn u were around for some time

alright alright didnt mean to offend u but tell me why does this game matter so much to u samee

fortunately anne jumped out of the car in time

Basically people continue a story by alternating between positive and negative events. exemple: Player 1: Billy was on a plane Player 2: Unfortunately the plane caught fire and crashed Player 3: Fortunately Billy had a parachute Player 4: Unfortunately the parachute was broken Player 5: Fortunately Billy landed in water Player 6: Unfortunately he didnt know how to swim and so on Ill start Anne was driving a car

OMG I FEEL IMPORTANT after like 50 issues im pretty sure theres no more unknown facts that are...yknow, unknown.

everythings been good since u came :DDD

wow this deserves to be in professional libraries not in an online game forum