"NO WAY OUT."?? There is always a way out. :angry: :angry: My posse busts through the door and provides cover fire so that I can free myself and swing to safety. The main boss is still alive, so I grab a sword and take him on. With everyone down, we then make a quick exit. I, the principal of your high/middle/etc school, have just caught you breaking the rules and am about to call your parents.

Ok, instead of giving a lengthy, boring, technical explanation on just how impossible that statement is, I will just say I caught it. DROPS: pointy, sharp, pokey thing.

Goes right through me DROPS: puffy, fluffy thing.

Player KernalCorn has been warned. Reason: Ninja posts are annoying.

How much corn? Anyway, I'd probably rank up than have a little food. WYR food or Tanki?

Player Xenophobia has been banned for a femtosecond. Reason: Post count is hardly grounds for a ban.

Insane, duh, because I already am. :ph34r: WYR eat lunch or play Tanki--in general, not just today.

Challenge their captain to a 1v1 duel. Bust him up. Take control of the ship. TPBM has been teleported out of whatever he was in or holding into the center of the sun.

Cry. Wwydi Hades froze over?

Player KernalCorn has been banned for a femtosecond. Reason: Banning for bans leads to never-ending ban bans.

Open it and scream, "Who the heck are you??" Wwydi you were '"hugged'" (*cough grabbed *cough) by a giant, malevolent, evil, vicious teddy bear bent on inflicting a lot of pain??

So you essentially just asked me, "Team Edward or Jacob?"? I'd go with the super-human, immortal, super-quick, hulk-strong... hot guy... who isn't Superman?? :blink: :wacko: :blink: Just sounds wrong IMO. WYR drink only water or any liquid other than water.

Their eating me gives me a raging fever, and since they can only survive at temperatures near 99 F, they die. TPBM drinks a poisoned glass of chocolate milk.

Player Reeco9 has been banned for a femtosecond. Reason: Commenting on member's writing styles is forbidden.

The spectators applaud as Aslan, our circus tiger, reenacts his hunting skills on me inside my heavy-duty protective suit. The act soon ends, and we both take a bow. TPBM is hiking in the woods when suddenly a wild Meowth attacks!