IN-GAME KEYBOARD TRADER I will begin with a question: do you find trading BORING??? Well, if you think so, then this job is FOR YOU! Novadays the Tanki players number is rocketing and the number of destroyed keyboards during playing is even HIGHER, so we are looking for someone fearless who can approach the extremely angry player and sell him/her some fresh keyboards to smash. This job is full of ACTION and you will become millionaire in just TWO years and be more famous than Chuck Norris. A world-wide success GUARANTEED!!! Are you brave enough for this job??? If yes, JOIN US!! 100 WORDS

It's one of the unhappiest moments someone has ever experienced in life. Just a blink of an eye, and he's gone!! Who thought a tragedy like this would occur in such a happy day?? While one is falling into the borderless dark,the other one is repeating endlessly: THIS IS NOT REAL!!! THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!!! Inside that steel machine, a river of tears is flowing from the eyes of the tanker, who realises that his life is now meaningless without his friend, who was like an entire family for him… FOR PICTURE 1 90 WORDS. Hope you like it!

Once again, I've seen many spectacular entries and I laughed for 4 days! My entries werent so funny, but next time I'll try to do better. Congratulations to the winners!!!!! :D :D :D :wub: :wub: I have a question: can you organise a contest like this more often???? Can you introduce a section of "homemade" captions (I mean each participant can write a caption using a screenshot taken by him)?? It would be even more interesting!

Very, very interesting contest. I have participated!! I dont mind if I win or not, but I want to see a lot of winners...

Godmode_ON and his passion: penalties Most of you probably have heared about the legendary Godmode_ON with his almost indestructible tank, however you know very little about him. We still don't know his real name, his favorite activities, music and so on. However he became famous among the T.O. players and now even the cops know him very well. You will certainly ask:WHY??? I'm going to tell you all the story. It began in a Saturday when Ms Isida was burning her new kitchen trying to prepare a Canadian meal to her family. One of her neighbours told her that the policeman stopped a driver with an unusually painted "car" which was transporting gold boxes! And now I let you guess who was the mysterious driver. The Godmode_ON in full strength!! Or better said in full TROUBLE! He was stopped for a few reasons: first of all he was seen driving with over 100 kilometres per hour in the Semyon's V-LOGs; secondly he parked in a restricted area, in this case the police officer's garden; and finally he was playing games on his smartphone when driving in Kungur. Ms Isida found out that the penalty given to our legend was 8.000 crystals and Godmode_ON paid it with all the goldboxes he had in that moment. She also asked the officer what he wrote in his report. In the report was written: "The careless driver was identified as being Godmode_on, he was given a 8.000 crystals penalty and I took all his lives to return him back to level 1 in his game. If he does the same thing again, I will confiscate the steering wheel and see on what is going to put his smartphone when playing..."

I started playing tanki at the age of 15 in 2013. I found this game on miniclip and the first battle was pretty interesting. Then i used to play more often and i was discovering new things such as the m1,m2 and m3 weapons, paints with protection against weapons, even the gold boxes. I still remember the first time when i caught a gold box. It was an extraordinary feeling. I had an account named Andrei_424M and my favorite combo was hunter with twins and blue paint.Then the Madness map was my next "discovery". All the moments when i was doing stunts in low/zero gravity are stuck in my mind. The funniest moments were when destroying enemies with my powerfull twins m2. I'm curious what happened with the m2 and m1 items from my old account... Great times however... :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:Until i forgot my password. But i believe that some of these great features could be restored to the game. Lets begin with low gravity. The developers could introduce an option to enable or disable the low gravity on some maps(ideally on all maps) and also to select the gravity level: normal/medium/little. You may think that I have gone crazy with these ideas, but take a moment and imagine what can be done with that feature. The parkour professionals would be capable of even MORE SPECTACULAR stunts and even the beginners or less enthisastic players would have fun. This leads to a more popular game... but it depends on the developers. The feature shouldn't be hard to introduce since they managed to introduce new weapons and the daily missions. The moon silence was in my opinnion the perfect map, especially for its spectacular skybox. PLEASE RESTORE IT BACK BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT A LOT OF PLAYERS HAD THEIR GREATEST MOMENTS THERE!!!! Good times... -_-

Dont say that. Your selfie is good too! ;)

Hi! Up to now I have seen a lot of spectacular pictures. Congrats to all of you. Here is my entry. Hope you like it! :wub: :wub: :wub: :D :D B) B)

Well done to all winners!!! ;) ;) B) B) B) :wub: :wub:

Even the M3 version of Isida is cheap, comparing with the prices of the other weapons.

Hi everyone! I like playing with Isida too, and it's an amazing weapon in game. But with recent updates, there were some modifications to it. I'm refering especially to the auto-aiming angle. With the last updates, Isida beam now points to any part of the enemy hull, which is a very good update. But, there is a problem: the auto-aim angle reduced and this is making less efficient in fighting against a weapon such as Ricochet, Twins,Hammer,and sometimes, Smoky. The horrizontal auto-aim angle should be reworked because now knocking off Isida's aim is easier than I was expecting. You may think that this is a little problem and it should be ignored, but i give you an example: Most players like the Isida and light to medium hull combinations because it's a short range weapon and works best when outfited with these hulls. Given this, the light hulls are less stable than medium and heavy hulls, making easier to knock off their aim. You press the spacebar to attack the enemy, but when it uses one of the weapons mentioned before against you, for a second or two, you dont focus your beam on his hull and you loose precious energy which can make the difference between life and death. Losing energy means less damage to the enemy and less healthpoints drained, and if an Isida runs out of energy, it's almost useless in battle. That's why the horrizotal auto-aim angle should be reworked. There are two screenshots attached

Hi, everyone! All of these discounts in Tanki Online sounds great. But how remains with the TANKI POSTCARD contest? The prizes from the contest are awesome. However, I'm sure that the winners of the contest want to spend their crystals in the discounts' period. They are announced on 26 december and the dicounts begin on 24 december. I think there is a problem: the greatest discounts are on the turrets and hulls. Winners will receive their crystals AFTER THE MAIN DISCOUNTS. Could you announce the winners of the contest BEFORE the beginning of the discounts, or at least at the beginning of them? Happy Holidays! Lt. Andrei_D12