See! You finally got it! I meant that I'll be daaamn scared but unfortunately for my previous post, I'm toilet trained :P In short, what you said

Naw, nobody get's it the first time! :D

Feb 30th doesn't exist :mellow:

TriNitroToIuene

*facepalm* That's the topic name I'm asking that is it Issue 1 of any magazine etc.

Aaaah, Kev! Frankly, I feel that this chapter is not upto the mark of the standard you have set over the previous issues :ph34r: Sorry, but I felt this had a tad less action in it! But, it's still kickass! PS. Put some Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks in the next issue ;)

Issue 1 of what?

"One more thing, ma'am" "What?" "You're next." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Ima piss in my pants every February the 30th now! :o *Hides under a bedsheet, quaking, waits for someone to tell him that the police can't be homicidial maniacs* :lol: PS

Nice one TKP! ;)

INNER TRUTHS PART 3 : DELUDED I rise from the cot, my hand instinctively reaching towards my pocket for the revolver, before realizing I don't have one. "Who are you?" I manage to ask the stranger, forcing the words from my lips. The man just leers at me. "That is a word which is not suitable for your ears." I raise my eyebrows. First sign of hostility - unwillingness to exchange names, I think. "Why? I demand answers! You can't just leave me like this!" "You thought I would leave you?" asked the man, stepping ahead where his features were thrown into relief by the light. I recoil backwards in horror. He is the man in my vision. I raise my hand to point it into his face, but it convulses horribly. "Recognized me?" said the man coldly. "I-I-I" is all I can manage. My brain goes into thinking cap mode. I had spoken to this man. That was one of the few things I could remember. Obviously, he must be someone known to me, but then why is he being so hostile? A chilling thought crosses me. What if I hadn't spoken to him at all? My mind works out a new theory, with me giving accompaniment in the form of a prayer, a prayer hoping that the pieces in the puzzle will finally fall together once this is over - What if the boy was on the run from this man? What if I killed an innocent person? What if his uncle is the bad guy?The shame began welling up inside me. Wait. I'm starting to imagine vendettas. The man comes forward. "Now, tell me what you have done to my Pietro?" "Was he a little boy?" I ask, hoping to get a negatori as the reply. "There are a lot of little boys," he said. "But, was he a little boy?" "Yes." "Then I probably have killed him," I mumble, horrified. The man stepped forward and smacked me fully on the face. Hard. Stars pop up in front of my face, as I reel backwards, dazed. "You fool!" the man roars. "Pietro was the go-between, and you killed him!" I reel backwards, dazed. So I am part of a racket, and there is a go-between involved. No legit organization that I can think of, even in my amnesiac state, includes go-betweens. Am I the good guy or the bad guy?

Hilarious :lol:

Congrats Raredust! Your entry deserved the win PS 10,000 crystals! :D

@jokersus.cava

Nice!

Oh and this - The best David Guetta Song!

Well, some songs from my favourite artists - Martin Garrix and Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike Martin Garrix is my favourite artist! He's so damn young but still he makes songs like heaven! Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike come second Nicky Romero in third. Listen to these kind of songs, they're a great alternative to rock!

Maybe they got the ridiculous ideas from the V-LOG (golds simply dropping wherever the admins go)

Co-operation

Yes CYS a bottle of deodorant?

Nice! You'd make a good author! You can asks for tips from reporters. Some like @Kevred and should be glad to help. That's what I did when I was maturing as a author :P

ward izz thuh jowke awf da dey

Aye lourve giwewheighs! trinitrotoiuene

Well, we Indians invented Zero, pi, chess, cataract surgery. Oh, and we discovered water on the moon.

The pilot, with a great display of grit, regained control of the jumbo and flew away safely. Meanwhile, I drop the person below me on the person below the person below me. Ha-ha! That's a parallax (or so i believe :P) There can't be any next post now, only the next to next post! XDXD