I hate it when people have hissy fits

Me too

Good because anyways my knife is blunt. I hate it when my mom buys knifes from a place where they also sell clothes .

I use hugging as a weapon against my friends. If they start making fun of me because I am fat I chase one of them ( Preferably the slowest one ) and hug them till they start struggling to get air. And then we all have a good nice laugh

This guy made my day

I hope I get clean karma and all of my friends know it is too late for that.

I want a cheese pie not cheese. You no speak english ?

I have all the words I need , they are all swear words :lol: :lol: :lol: . But seriously since I am serbian I can understand Basic Russian , written Basic Russian to be precise because I have Russian friends and when they start talking I get dizzy because they speak so fast.

Semi Cooked potato phone , just kidding . I have a Sony Xperia M

Is there pie made out of cheese ?

Woooow It's magic

I am going to have a good nice talk to my friend involving about how sharp my knife is .

I bet a goat stole it

Is there cheese pie ? If yes I LOOOOOOVE Pie

Kinda

Don't worry I am back

I never get caught MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. PUM attacked by Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, A Bear and Zombie Mutant Goat.

As much as a goat would if it could chuck wood. Why aren't the lizard people attacking us ?

This was a hard dm. I came in one minute late with a mission to earn xp and hopefully get first place. All was well until a guy with M1 Twins and M1 Viking started to drug. I wasn't worried because I was first and My skill > Drugging Twins or so I thought. He started to catch up to me and soon we was first . At first I was like " I don't care I am just here to earn xp for my mission " but then I remembered that I also had a mission to be first with the prize being 46 DD. So in the last three minutes I activated some DDs and barely won the match . Yay :D :D :D :D :D :D

That song , it was good before I saw the video but after I saw the video it felt very weird listening it .

Arrows FTW

Oh My GAAAWWD . How can you type so fast .

You don't get the joke . It is not worth explaining :lol: :lol: :lol:

R.I.P and also if he is born in 1930 and died in 2015 how is it possible that he died being 83 years old ?

You are leaving in two weeks and coming back in 15 days