GOLD BOX by The_Earth_Has_Fallen It was a cold afternoon A message appeared on my PC 'Gold Box Will Be Dropped Soon' My heart bounced up with glee For I love all the loot that this golden crate will bring If I catch it I will holler and hoot, jumping up like a pressurized spring I'm at Polygon The crate fell near me so I turn my drugs on (I don't have a lot, as you can probably see) Everyone was rushing towards me, but one of the tanks looked boss His Railgun was m3! I couldn't let this be a loss This would've been a great day, but the battle is about to end and I still needed my Gold Box fiancé But now I have no crystals to spend I still love the box And all that it will give It's not just 1,000 blue rocks I will love it as long as I live