no i am from SLOVENIJA next will be from Russia

who will chose the best one?????

I dont know how can I tell this to you when I was young were my parents holding me far from you they were telling me about you only bad things but when I grow up i saw that this stinks I met you first time on the big new year party and I was so drunk of you, that I give you name Hearthy from that time I am with you all my life and I think I love you more than my wife I spend every evening with you in my hands because I have you, I dont need other friends it doesnt metter if I do something bad to you you still love me, and I still love you my wife is slowly getting me crazy she is always telling me that I am so lazy I will kick her far from me like a ball becouse I hate her , and I love you ALCOHOL!!