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^ FLAME44444 is banned for having so many 4's in his name

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It's a made up story that was meant to make you laugh, I have another one if anyone else is intrested

That's the whole point of the story, to laugh until you drop :33.

you try too hard tromboner xD

I have an amazing heart warming story to share that a close friend of my experienced. In 1972 a man named Joe Miller was on a holiday in Kenya after graduating Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the brush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The Elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsan Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where Joe and his family were standing. The large bull elephant started at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at Joe. Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe couldn’t help but wonder if this was the same elephant... Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe’s Legs and slammed him against the railing killing him instantly.

O god I feel like I'm losing a peice of my heart. Thank you so much lord, Im going to miss you a lot bro, I love you alot man<3 (No homo<3).

Congratulations to one of mah greatest friends, SmexyGiraffe, for FINALLY ranking :D I know, I'm such a good photographer, thank you, thank you. :D

Nice work :D

YOU SIR, ARE A GENIUS. I knew it was something similar to this, I'm just confused about those action shots. What picture taker do you use, cause there is now way you use something like light-shot. It sounds like you're using a picture snap (several pictures by holding down a button to sort of record an action with pictures) when you explained how to take pictures of thunder. Could you tell me what you use or if there is a way to use it like this on light-shot. And thank you :D

*COUGH* defin- *COUGH* -itley *COUGH*

Then we start using 100% of our brains! (no Einstein, we only use 10% of our brain.) Why can't I fart, burp, and sneeze at the same time?

I do not think you have watched this video cause it is only a parody, AN EXTREMELY CRAZY, UNBELIEVABLE, IMPLAUSIBLE, INAPT, AND COMPLETELY AGE INAPPROPRIATE. I like it :3

I know what you mean, there's something about birthday cakes, there's not as much heart put into it. I think it's because birthdays happen every year and people are used to it, but weddings, they are once in your life time Unless you're this guy My people who have watched the TV show FRIENDS will understand this. ALSO it's custom designed so it's made by a personal chef who puts heart into his work, unlike cake stores. EXCEPT CHEESECAKE FACTORY, cheesecake factory is da bomb. You better not touch my cake...Im sewious <----- (imagine a 3 year old who can't pronounce)

smae smae is cray cray As long time friend, I talk from experience.

Not liking a flavor of cake is understandable but not liking cake at all.................. you're inhumane. Personally I love Ice-Cream CAKES

I spend all day. Don't judge me, you don't know me .-. I am online schooled so I do everything online.

Ban-days : 18 Profanity : 6 Flood : by hands 0, auto 3

WATCHED IT :D I COULD SUPER TROLL AND RUIN IT FOR EVER WHO READS THIS WITH ONE SENTENCE but Im not that cruel