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fighter310 fighter309 Lilsims they are really good ^ so...
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Sure pm the server and time then we battle :D add StarsFan thats my small
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Oh they are going to be cheaper and all that *makes the kit only 25% off
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Contest [Issue 27] Can you Contribute to Tanki's Finest News Source?
Valkyrie23 replied to GoldRock in Newspaper Archive
Smart Cool-downs conspiracy theory rising? September 29, 2014, tankers were all hit with a strange type of drug similar to the standard tranquillizer; Ketamine. As BATMAN recalls, “It showed up as a server update or something, we still aren’t sure what it is exactly”. All tankers fell unconscious at 1am UTC and woke up at 3am UTC feeling dazed. “I thought I was dreaming” says one tanker. All supply and crystal boxes art design had been changed. Not very surprisingly, there were h8ters, in a survey conducted on EN S1, 99% of tankers voted “IT”S FREAKING UGLY!” and the last 1% voted “I love the new art”. 12 days later... The new graphics isn't problem, recently a problem of diabetes in tanks has sky-rocketed. Wasps became hornets, hornets became vikings, and already overweight dictators were turning into monstrous mammoths! In a short interview with Tanki_Doctor, the main surgeon in Tanki's Emergency Room. He expresses his concerns for the future generations. Q: What has happened in the past week? A: Since the supply update, we have seen a 40% increase of overweight tankers prowling the battlefield. Q: What are the major problems of this weight gaining? Are there any suspected causes? A: Yes, there are many, first of all, the hornet tankers have become super heavy vikings and dictators, they then punish the hornet and wasps tankers who managed to stay fit. We don't have any major reasons at the moment... Weather Forecast: SERVERE WEATHER WARNING:There will be a 90% chance of Rail and scattered Thudners in the area, remember to bring your emerald! -
buyers are like cheaters in a legal way
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-____- if you think shaft is useless i don't blame you as your rank reflects how much of a noob you are. I have m2 shaft and at first it was THE WORST nut after a day i was really good at it, it takes more then camping like a scared cat to master this weapon. Dont insult a weapn you suck at
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so...when do the new kits come out?
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Jingle bells parody Dashing through the map In a useless little wasp O'er the fields we go Dying all the way Shots from shaft are ringing Making spirits scared What fun it is to drive and sing A tanki song tonight! Oh Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks, Mine blow up all the time. Oh! what fun it is to drive In a nooby m0 wasp. Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks I think I died agian; Oh! what fun it is to drive In a nooby m0 wasp. Logging on tonight, Oh crap I have been hacked, Im sending a report to tanki, Lets just wait patiently. My crystals are all gone, There are a million drugs, I think I got to change my password for it's worth Oh Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks, Mine blow up all the time. Oh! what fun it is to drive In a nooby m0 wasp. Tanki tanks, Tanki tanks I think I died agian; Oh! what fun it is to drive In a nooby m0 wasp. theres mine :D
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Vote chat command not doing anything
Valkyrie23 replied to Valkyrie23 in Vote chat command not doing anything Archive
Hi everyone evrytime i want to /vote player nickname, it says complaint sent but not one time has any one come to the rescue. Is it not working? Also PLayer Nigel101010 has been life hacking soeone please note that to the developers or something so he is banned from game cuz we cant kill him. i used shaft on his dictator 6 times with full scope and he was a solid body he didnt even lose any life. -
Bet on a Clan - Win Crystals (Updated on April 12)
Valkyrie23 replied to semyonkirov in News Archive
can we please keep the paints? we spent 1000 on it
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