Panic is widespread globally as terrifying reports come in of mutating everyday objects Although we've recently seen an increased amount of popularity in TO, participators were recently shocked (and) astounded to find that tanki is influential even in rubics cubes, here we have a picture of a normal everyday rubics cube that seems to be mutating, people laughingly talk and joke about "The apocalypse" and viruses taking over etc, but according to global reports that type of thing is now a reality as everyday objects from all over the world are slowly mutating into TO, this just in from china- ( 他在撒謊！不相信一句話，他說！該照片是Photoshop處理！) ( Tā zài sāhuǎng! Bù xiāngxìn yījù huà, tā shuō! Gāi zhàopiàn shì Photoshop chǔlǐ! ) (translation) (we're undergoing a lot of stress here in china over increasingly frequent emergency calls from citizens claiming that they're tv's, cars, wall paper, you name it are now seeming to transform into what most people interpret as TO related material, officials are still investigating the cause of these complaints and will return with more information at a later date, meanwhile; any help on these mysteries would be appreciated)

Good job! i loved the humor you twisted throughout this article

Gj! very well done!

This update is stupid, it doesn't make it that much easier to join a good battle, and i now have to pay 5,000 just to make a private battle! i am saving for m1's and m2's! i can't afford 5,000 just to make a private battle! this is stupid! plz undo it!

They didn't cost you that, it was your decision to buy the Rail, and i've never successfully dodged a shaft shot once it found me, you can still keep up with a player when they're running, its not that much of a downgrade, i think this is a great update and they should leave it the way it is except for darkening the maps more,

This is really cool, but i think the maps should be a little darker, its not dark, its just twilight gloomy

This was a good article, i agree mostly with everything said, and like others said the younger element, not only the young ppl but also the weaker ranks, i've noticed that the higher your rank the more crystals you will achieve in a battle, and as a high rank you can make more by playing as a team, but the weaker ranks don't make many crystals and my younger brother made up to 200 crystals from boxes b4 whereas now he only makes approximately 100-150 crystals from the battle fund, i would suggest yes doing crystals in DM, but also making it where weaker ranked battles have them to

Looking forward to it! :tank:

I disagree with isida and hornet, i used to use wasp/isida all the time, it was very hard to use cause railguns and shafts would snipe you before you even came close while hornet can sometimes withstand the hit, just my opinion :D

Nice newspaper, when does the next one come out?

I finally returned, after all my hard work of blowing up tanks and using first aids, I finally return to capture their flag.... but fate is against me, i dont stand a chance, a firebird hot and twins to make sure and if i escape them a thunders there too, can i make it i ask? i dont stand a chance but will i make it there first? can i capture this flag that we need so much? i think i can; i know i can, because its our only chance;

Good advice, personally i would'nt want the score multiplyer cause you rank up faster but theres crystals you'll never have again... i prefer ranking up slowly and having more crystals overall, nice report though! B)

This paper is sweet! really good advice in everything i've read :)