TEST_S.Y.K.E.2.4 10/05/14 Contest Entry RECENT REPORT: People Spotted "Disrespecting Their Tank" We've just got a recent report that people have been so called " Disrespecting their tank". The Tanki Online Admin and Staff think they should jump to the task at hand. But they wanna find out how people are " Disrespecting their tank". And we have got statements from the people of Tanki Online. One old man says, " Gosh dang it, if they ever want Tanki to progress, they got to let people be. Until people start destroying their very own tanks and using the tank as a tool they should just lay low. It really ain't complicated ". A young African girl says," Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, If people goin' be disrespecting their tanks by driving them of cliffs or having them self destruct, Mmm, Tanki will be done just like that. " We just got a report saying that the Tanki staff will alter the self destruct system so whenever tanks self destruct, (s)he will lose 5 points and a kill, and so will the team in TDM. So I guess that's it for today. We will have another copy out next week! Have a great week! The End Property of TEST_S.Y.K.E.2.4

TEST_S.Y.K.E.2.4 10/05/14 Chapter 2 Entry Captured Oh no, oh no, oh no, this is not according to plan. Gosh, Boris is captured. Dang it, what am I gonna do? I thought that over and over in my head. As I exited the building, I heard 3 loud ticks then a... BOOM! I turned my head and saw a big fire, and about 1/4 of the building standing. Flaming bodies were everywhere. And then I knew that my comrades were gone. I grabbed my rifle, ready to pull the trigger at any given moment. Man, can it get any worse? Is what went on in my head. And you know what? That question was answered. Suddenly 10 men pointed their SMG's toward me. Once I saw their uniform, I knew it was the German squad. Then the one with the most badges on his uniform stood up. I'm guessing it's evil Hitler. He yelled at me from a safe distance, "Ooo, so you guys got Nikolai? Haha, this birthday keeps getting better and better! First, the T-34 with minor damage, that we can fix in about 3 minutes. And now, I have you!" I responded, "I already know you want to question me, you want to get me to give you the information. But, If you think I'm going to rat out on my team, you better think again." Everyone gave each other the same look. "Well guys, If he won't talk here, then I'll make him talk in the I.R." Each one of them nodded and came up to me. They put a bag over my head so I wouldn't see Berlin's layout and plan another attack if I escape. They put me in the trunk of their German designed jeep and dashed away. In less than 5 minutes, I was standing in front of a 50 story skyscraper. Suddenly, I got pushed from behind with the pointy end of the gun. I felt this electric shock go through my body. I couldn't help but squeal. Since when did Germany have electric rifles? I thought in my head. They enjoyed having a laugh, but as soon as Hitler turned around, they acted as if nothing happened. Hitler had an evil smirk on his face. I started getting butterflies as I entered the room. It was probably the size of an average bedroom. I sat in the chair and looked around. It only took me about 3 seconds to scan the whole room. Just seeing the set up, I knew that this was the interrogation room. So I guess that's what I.R means. I thought. And of course they had the little flippable table in between me and Hitler. He opened his mouth, but right before he could talk I saw horror in his face. He pointed silently to the door behind me. I slowly turned around to see... ---To Be Continued--- :o With thanks to Tanki Online, TEST_S.Y.K.E.2.4

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