Last time I checked, potatoes cannot have enough money to buy a computer powerful enough to play tanki. As if they can think. except one particular potato? Is there any proof that is a potato? Where did the potato joke come from?

Fairly sure there's nobody in Tanki with that name, or at least nobody in the forum.

“Is it done?” “Yes. Control V, begin.” “Good. Investigate the murder.” “Um, what? Didn’t we-” “I said investigate.” A beep replaced the human voice. Somewhere else. Time unknown. “Daniel, listen carefully.” “What the - is that you? The entire island’s been on red alert after your assassination for the last week or so, and then you just appear on call and tell me to listen?” Warton stopped for a second. What would he say? He couldn’t possibly say he wanted the conversation to be listened to by them. He struggled to think properly. Maybe it was the sedative? “Listen. Find the President. Kill him before SDRA does. Understood?”” “I’m a lawyer, not an assassin.” “Oh, sorry. Actually, wait: fabricate evidence that frames the SDRA for my murder. Especially that guy - what was his name? Ah, Jason Viceroy. Frame him. Also, find the President.” “Uh, okay. Understood.” “Good.” Warton touched a button on the phone’s screen, and ended the call. He stared at the papers that lay scattered on the metallic desk before him, lost in thought. What was this conspiracy? What were their intentions, motives, plans? What would they do next? He had a comically large blacklist of targets, but his newfound knowledge of the terrorists and their conspiracies, and their connections to Starilen, cut nearly every name from that list. Some of those he had killed were innocent. In particular, the name of James Relion flashed in his mind. He was the first target, and once a good friend. John had killed him because he believed him to be a corrupt traitor. Now he regretted it. He decided his next move - he would revisit his house. He stood up, and only now did he notice a person, clothed in black, face covered by a hood, sitting opposite to him. He barely stopped himself from screaming at this sight. Did someone use his own tactics to get the better of him? “Who are you?” The question which his targets once asked, now he found himself asking it from his mystery guest. “My dear psychopath,” his guest addressed him. Who calls a person a dear psychopath? “Yes?” “I have a request,” he said, handing him a paper. Warton took the paper, and looked at it. “No, don’t read it. Not just yet,” the guest continued, taking the paper back and tucking it deep within Warton’s pile of papers. “Uh, okay,” Warton said, slightly unnerved. What was this? He continued by asking once again, “Who are you?” “My identity is unimportant, like yours. We are both just objectives personified. We are identified by what we seek, not by name.” So he had met his match. “Are you a conspiracist?” “Why would I be? Anyways. I should go.” The mystery guest walked out of the house, and Warton was left with questions. How would he answer them? He stood up and left the house, intending to pay a visit to James Relion's residence. t b c.

^what Optimistic said. I've asked DoS and Limit to attend to the matter, and hopefully they'll respond soon. So yes, please Sniva and Blood Red, please do not ask so much. Thanks, and apologies for the inconvenience. yes, yes, don't kill me for responding, i am legendary after all heh

uh hello, purchasable loot boxes. and those too, of the battlefront 2 and shadow of war type, not the cosmetics only box. oops. Nice event, though! This will be fun..

The enemy is a mathematics exam, more specifically algebra. Constants are something you learn in algebra. So... good piece!

I'm pretty terrible at the first month of any CtS, but I'll see. ;)

I believe this trilogy is invalid because this particular article is written by an AWCer and not by the newspaper. How dare you! Also, I wanted to ask, O Mr. Onion King, are onions usable in warfare against tanks? Or as balls in cricket? On a more serious note, that got me thinking.... are violent stories even allowed by the Tankilaw in the AWC?

I meant this time project's open for all so well... :p

Requiescat in pace, @Penguin40's top place in the AWC League. 16th February 2017 - 14th August 2017. Whatever. Good luck, everyone!

It's a good reminder. Oh, and it's also a bad reminder. XD General question: Who here thinks this AMA isn't just a discussion between Adriel and Zack?

Your handwriting heavily reminds me of a certain.... school friend of mine. :p As for the sheet, I'll check that. Looks interesting... I want to learn! Class 9? Huh...

Credits to @gabriele02 Had a different wallpaper, but my mother forced me to change because she hated that one :mellow: :mellow:

You missed quite a lot of things wrong in his app. That isn't even a proper application, and honestly guys, why should we ever accept someone who doesn't even look properly at the main post and applies correctly?

Congratulations on the rankup, DoS! That longtime Major alongside your nickname has finally gone :p Now take that main page and be active in game, ok? Also, to the more important thing of my post. So, my internet is fairly decent and doesn't lag when it's working well (and it's working fine nowadays). The problem is, well, TO. It's pretty easy for my client to SCC (server connection closed) me out or give me some other error. And then my internet isn't necessarily working smoothly alll the time, but if it's a few glitches in a day, it can be handled. Not if the TO client throws me out surprisingly frequently! Therefore, I'll wait till HTML5 before playing. Basically, I'm requesting an LoA from the game till HTML5 comes out - I'll still be on Skype and the forum! Because well, I have no interest in jumping in and out the clan repeatedly.