WORD to that!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The Hammer is terrible! and a waste of money! Why would I buy the hammer m1 when i could by the more powerful thunder m1 for a little more?

I think that this is great the crystals being fused into the battle fund.. It drops gold boxes more often and it is a good amount of gold boxes being dropped now. From back when there was gold boxes being dropped 700-720 battle fund gold dropped to often. When gold boxes dropped 1-7000% the gold box barely dropped once a week. This update will mean a decent amount gold boxes, not to much not to little.

"It.. it can't be!" I stutter. Boris gives me such a look of hate it could not be him. "What have they done to you!" I ask. "Nothing, nothing but open my eyes." He spits. I slowly inch toward Boris the man i once knew, scared at what he has become. With a fear unimaginable by human standards I ask what happened.... "After you left me in the hands of the Germans they started interrogating me. As they were pounding me with question after question I realized that they were never wrong" Boris says. "The pathetic Russian's were wrong." "The Russian's with a soldier who would leave a brother behind to save himself." Boris is yelling now. "I told them everything i knew and afterwards," He sneers, "Afterwards, I asked if i could join them." "They accepted me after a brief physical analysis" "You see they saw the talent. The talent that was hidden in your shadow, the talent that you stepped on, the talent that was forced to be hidden inside that so that YOU could have the spotlight. I was always the better soldier. I had the initiative, and the ability." "But you had one thing I didn't. "YOU had the charisma!" The "Bravado!" "You little pathetic, cowardice, punk! Boris hollers, "I hate you, get him out of my face" Boris demands as he calms himself down. The two German soldiers come and take me away. As they brutally drag me across the cold, brick floor i think to myself. "What has he done to himself?" I have never seen Boris this way. I snap out of my train of thought as the two German's throw me into dirty cell with a dirty floor and even dirtier bench. "Have fun." One of the soldiers sneer in a sarcastic voice. The other soldier laughs and locks the door. As they walk away I sit on the bench and think. I really feel sorry for Boris. "Is it my fault he has become this monster?" "Will he realize the evilness of his actions?" Will he ever come back to normal?" I think to myself as i cry myself to sleep. I have no idea how long I have been in this hell hole of a cell. It is just a series of wake up, think, sleep. That all changed when one day I wake up to the sound of my cell door opening. I can't believe my eyes as I look to see who it is... "It's time to leave, pretty boy" Nikolai says...

Tank or Treat By: Scarrock The tanks move slowly through the night. The sound of ghouls, such a fright. The tankers realize in a delight It's time for Tank or Treat The eerie darkness fills the night See only by the railgun's light Everyone around you fights It's time for Tank or Treat Jack-o'-lantern's on the flag Holiday paint full of bats. 3 millennium of crystals in one box. It's time for Tank or Treat, A new map arrives, Tank after tank dies. Anxiousness is on a rise, It's time for Tank or Treat. Here a cry, get some too. The ghosts among the trees say boo. I'll get a Fort Knox box will you? It's time for Tank or Treat. The sparks in the air, Isida's flying, Bounce off the walls, Rico's are dying. Oh yes it is so don't deny it, It's time for Tank or Treat. The sound of tanks rumbling by, The snipers hide far out of sight. Their movements identical, Twins zoom across the bridge, It's time for Tank or Treat Tanks wander the foreign land, Two fire birds walk hand in hand. AFK, A freeze sits still in the night. It's time for Tank or Treat We all hope that the pumpkin falls, Not pyrite but real, and full of awe. With such a grace, the pumpkin falls, It's time for Tank or Treat I defend, I attack I heal my team, But in the end what does it mean? All we know for now is one thing. It's time for Tank or Treat It's time for Tank or Treat. It's time for Tank or... TREAT

In the wise words of Elvis: Thank you, thank you very much

lol they nevr understood my genius.... That;s why they call me Kanye

Reserved

:fire_r: :tank: I CANT BELIEVE I WON TWO! :tank: :fire_l:

OH MY GOD I WON SOMETHING!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Coffee Breaks By: Scarrock Lets face it tankers, we all know that when we press P it is not to get a drink of coffee. When we enter a battle, it has told us multiple times that coffee breaks are an excellent way to spend your pause time. There is a very big dilemma stemming from this. The coffee itself. Upon talking to other tankers about the subject, I have heard questions such as: "I do not like coffee, what should I do?" "I am not old enough for coffee may I drink hot chocolate instead?" "Why is coffee brown?" "When I drink my coffee must it be in a mug" "What does the fox say" and other very serious questions. This is a very serious problem. A recent origination known as D.E.C.A.I.F or Death to Every Coffee And I Forgot has surfaced and is taking over the anti-coffee rebellion. Outbreaks have occurred in multiple parts of the world.A group of D.E.C.A.I.F rebels in the Unites States stormed the white house and stole the Presidents beloved coffee maker, holding it at 1 million dollar ransom. The poor president has not been able to stay awake through weekly episode of Wheel of Fortune ever since. Meanwhile, Dunkin' Donuts has been on a steady decrease in coffee sales as a result of their delivery trucks being hi-jacked by D.E.C.A.I.F, who recently forged an article by the FDA claiming that drinking coffee can lead to extremely horrifying effects such as enjoying Miley Cyrus videos. Coffee sales have been on a steep decline ever since.

The Death Battle Very few people know about the glitch map known as Death, developed by a glitch tank known as the Anti-Tank. You will know the Anti-Tank when you see him. Equipped with the Hornet and Thunder, bearing a special golden paint the color of a gold box. His map appears to be a normal map from the battle page, but upon joining you realize there is something strange. You are in the middle of a circular pit and right in front of you is the mysterious dreaded Anti-Tank. after 5 seconds, your game lags. Upon re logging, you have zero crystals, NOTHING in the garage, no experience, and you cannot join battles. the only thing you see in the chat is No tank survives, All tanks must die. No one knows how the Anti-Tank is. If he is a virus in the tanki software, or just a mean player trying to ruin someones day. Developers have tried to secretly remove him and his map from the game but he just returns with more hatred and anger then before. Many have fallen into the dark pit of despair he creates.You see, the Anti-Tank is angry and wants to be the only tank. He takes the experience and crystals of the poor tankers who become trapped in his map. This is the story of how the Anti-Tank came to be... There was a kid named Johnathan. He was a very serious gamer und played under the name Tank-God. He enjoyed spending his free time playing one game in particular, Tanki Online. While playing Tanki he thrived. There was not a battle he lost and he was the number 1 ranked player in the game. That all changed one day when a tank by the name of lolyourdeadXD joined a battle Tank-God was in...