Player orbanbotond has been banned forever. Reason: Having a hard-to-pronounce nickname.

Harambe was just a gorilla.

Granted, but ur 0.49 KD is beyond saving. Better luck next time. I wish to get a potato for my birthday

same bro. now add me on that list

Thanks Olykos!!!

Oof damn, never knew some people did this lol... One thing I really want is the Mint paint. 1. I've always wanted Mint. It's my dream paint. 2. Since it's in the shop, I can't even think of buying it because I don't have the money to buy it. I'm saving for my hefty tuition bills that will come in the future. 3. I never got lucky with things like containers... Out of the 150+ containers I earned through contests and things such as the TO war, I didn't even get one paint. 4. I just recently got myself Rail XT after saving up since September, but I don't really have a good paint to match with it. (I got fed up with daily missions never giving me an XT mission for 2.5 years straight, so I just bought it) 5. I guess I kind of want to know what it's like to show up at those Silence Space Parkour battles and not get shot every moment you're alive by those buyers. (Since I look like a non buyer to them, I'm pretty much easy prey) 6. During the weekend event where you could get Mint paint for 2000 kills, I couldn't do it due to an unexpectedly huge homework load I received that week. 7. On the flip side though, asking for $27 out of the blue seems pretty extreme. Lets see what happens... lol. Thanks :)

An animated paint that displays Sergei (Nives) dabbing

I got 26 containers; Got premium, bought my rail XT. (First ever XT actually) Feels good man :3

Anyone want the opidude on their team? 4 yrs of experience; 800+ hours - most time was spent on parkour (You can see by my poor D/L) 3k of each drug, including 40 gold boxes :ph34r: An almost max MUed wasp m2, and a whole bunch of other M3.5 turrets and hulls used for parkouring. Looking for a good team that is well organized. Send me a PM or button if interested.

Damn, some questions had more valid answers imo tho. 3 - Forester 4 - Tropical Foliage 5 - Thunder (Thunder usually comes with gold lightning, but it can also "stun" (destroy) with green shades (a tank)) oh whale

rip us 1 like = 1 cry pls support

It don't think the website updates the kill count regularly. I did my 200 kills last night, went on the website, saw that my "200 kills are not completed" Next morning though, it was updated and it said I finished. So I think you should give it some time.

I can't even go on the website... It says I need to download flash. (I already have it though.) I clicked on the screen like it told me to, but it did nothing. :v

Well I guess to counter that, Tanki's been trying to make the game easier to play for noobs with its latest updates. Containers allow newbs to get crys easier, and the increased chain rewards allow nubs to drug more often than before...

Why did Suzie drop her ice cream?

The Chronicles of a Writer Chapter 2: Chicken Gerald decided to work on Kristi Elizer’s case first. A daughter of a rich man wouldn’t be too hard to get information about, he thought. “Disappearance”, “Mystery”, “Nowhere to be found”. He searched and searched but found nothing. It was, until he stumbled across an unusual website. The website had nothing on it but a phrase, in dark blood red. “why dId The chicKen croSs the road? to go back to the otheR sIde.” He noticed the unusual capitalization of a few letters, so he wrote down them down. “I T K S R I”. Upon deciphering, it read, “K R I S T I”. Certain that he had found a clue, Gerald tried finding more from that website, but failed. He decided to read the riddle a few more times. What does it mean by the chicken going back to the other side of the road? A spark then hit him, like a battered piece of chicken getting dunked into a fryer. He opened his computer, opened the map application, and navigated to Elizer’s mansion. There, as he predicted, was a Kentucky Fried Chicken, right across the street. Gerald couldn’t hold his excitement, so he grabbed his notes, stormed out of his house and drove to that KFC. The KFC seemed like any other, with normal people eating chicken normally and normal employees serving chicken normally… But Gerald knew, that this KFC was not like any other. Gerald secretly checked every nook and cranny of the place. Under the tables, in the bathroom stalls, in his piece of fried chicken… but had no luck. As he was eating his fried chicken however, he started to become dizzy. His chicken had been drugged. His sudden migraine caused him to pass out and he fell to the floor. Gerald woke up in a closed room, tied to a chair, unable to move. The room had no windows, only 4 metal walls, a metal door, and another chair. He had been trapped. His head still throbbed with pain, but that wasn’t his main problem now. He had no clue where he was, and who trapped him there. Suddenly the door opened. A very fat man, wearing a white cape over his entire body walked in. His footsteps sounded very inhuman-like; almost like a walking duck. He closed the door and sat on the chair. In a deep, coarse voice, the man began to speak, “What are ye here for, ya lost chicken?”. “Wh-wh-wh-who are you? Why am I here?”, Gerald screamed. “ANSWER ME QUESTION. WHAT ARE YE HERE FOR?” the man screamed back. “I’m here to find Kristi. She’s been missing for days… because you guys took her.” “No, no, no. You’re the wrong one here. We didn’t take Kristi… she came here by herself. Didn’t you see our clue? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get back to the other side. Kristi came back, to our side.” Gerald was lost for words. The man then lifted his cape, revealing his true form. He was a chicken. A big chicken body, 2 feathered wings, 2 chicken legs. A bona fide chicken. “You want to see Kristi? I’ll show you Kristi.” He shouted, “Come in Kris, you have a visitor.” The door swung open and another chicken walked in. This chicken had a more woman-like figure and a higher-pitched voice. It spoke, “I am Kristi. I have been infiltrating into the Elizer family for 20 years, and my mission is now complete. I stole all the information about their chicken farming company. They’ve been slaughtering our brothers and sisters for 59 years now. But soon, we’re going to end it.” Gerald’s jaw dropped. Kristi Elizer was a chicken all along? What were they going to do about Gerald? A third chicken came in and gave Kristi an unusual looking device. It was a flat board mounted on a handle. Kristi then went up to Gerald and pointed the device at Gerald. It was a mirror. Looking into the mirror, he couldn’t believe his eyes. He had turned into a chicken. “What happened? How? Why am I a chicken? Turn me back!” he yelled. A smirk formed on the chickens’ faces. “You’re going to experience what we have been going through for 59 whole years. You tortured, killed, and ate us. So what is a more fitting death for you than this? Good bye you lost chicken, you shouldn’t have joined Elizer, nor should you have messed with us.” The chickens left the room, leaving Gerald alone once again. Suddenly, the walls of the room disappeared like magic. A bright light caused him to close his eyes, but when he slowly opened them, what he saw was a dark nightmare. Gerald the chicken was inside Elizer’s chicken farm. To Be Continued... 804 Words

Do we get to know if we got them right or not?

Just get isida. Nobody can hate a good isida. xd Also just ignore those nasty comments coming at ya, tanki itself is toxic... even legends like us get roasted on a daily basis too xdd

I've been saving for Rail XT since last september, and I'm finally at my last 100k to getting it... I just really hope the XT skins won't be on the shop only...

I don't think so... Maybe I just never noticed it because I was grinding lots of crystals over the holidays but I never woke up one day and saw an extra 10k in my account :P Oh well its fine lol xd

weeb alert

When are the prizes for the puzzle going to be sent out?

Anyone know where I can watch NGNL Zero online? It came out on July so I thought it should be online by now, but I can't find it anywhere...

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