After a 2-3 year break from tanki, I've decided to return for a bit. What've I missed?

She fell off a cliff and died ; luckily she was reincarnated.

It turns out I was on a business flight to California that night. Bad luck. Although i do recall a quiet boom... ----------------------------------------------------**Diabolical Plan Coming**---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I nuke whoevers below me with a fighter plane THEN I also nuke everything in a ten mile radius to be on the safe side. Before that i also use Fortified Assault Intelligence Lowdown (FAIL) to check where you are. Any survivors/mutants will be destroyed. I take no chances. By the way, I also moniter all transport such as flights,cruises etc. so I will find you. Finally, you cant walk as a result of the fallout. I wish you good luck.

Nice article, and thanks to Lhamster for monitering. Remember the sale topic...Remember...

I must say, this is the longest hate topic Ive ever seen! Would say more but Im typing on my xbox...I think its time for Seymon to step in,,,

PPS : If you want me to look at an article, Im all ears. Finally, to all the haters feeling frustrated by this post... You just got rekt people!

Personally, I dont want to take anyones side, as this applies to both. Im not a lawyer, Im a kid but I still make a valid point. 1998 Human Rights Act Art.10 (Extract) 1. "Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions, and to recieve and impart information and ideas without interference by... authority." As you can see, freedom of expression is not only vital, its the law. I personally dont see any problem with a 40% discount, and as you can see, I am allowed to have that opinion. So please tankers, dont argue as it violates Tanki's laws ("unconstuctive critisism") and it spams the forums. Rather ironically, Tanki then has to spend money debugging, deleting etc. comments and then cant afford discounts; then you moan 24/7 and it's back to square one. If you cant refute these points, then I'm sorry to say you just got owned by a child. :P P.S: I wanted to be a reporter because of my experience (See when i registered.) but I dont have a high enough rank and I dont have Skype.

Thanks Guys :P :D :P Lets Wait Till Next Year. Until Next Time... BTW I Once Got £500 For My Birthday... :-$ Someone Close This Now...

Hey Guys Tomorrow Its My Birthday And Im Getting An Xbox One!!! Happy Days! Tell Me What You Got For Your Birthday Below

I caught a gold in rio. I was just normally driving around when i saw the alert. I wasnt too bothered as i hardly ever catch them, but i saw the gold fall pretty far away from me. I got nitro on my already MUed speed wasp then i shot my smokey to lift my tank up. Right before The gold fell on a viking, I got on top , generally moved around for half a second and caught the gold. The only thing which annyoed me was that while i caught that gold another gold box alert started and i didnt take notice cos i thought it was a glitch xD but hey i got 1000 cry so cant complain :D

hey can someone add me im aug 19

18478 man i wanted to be 18500 lol guess it hasnt reached that yet :P

Why is M0 and M1 smokeys damage decreased?

I disagree for the ramp thing. You can quite easily flip a hornet with rail using wasp.

another glitch yesterday at 7;45 i went into rio battle on either server 4 or 1 and my tank was red the supply drops were red boxes without texture and the sky was black and red