After a 2-3 year break from tanki, I've decided to return for a bit. What've I missed?

She fell off a cliff and died ; luckily she was reincarnated.

It turns out I was on a business flight to California that night. Bad luck. Although i do recall a quiet boom... ----------------------------------------------------**Diabolical Plan Coming**---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I nuke whoevers below me with a fighter plane THEN I also nuke everything in a ten mile radius to be on the safe side. Before that i also use Fortified Assault Intelligence Lowdown (FAIL) to check where you are. Any survivors/mutants will be destroyed. I take no chances. By the way, I also moniter all transport such as flights,cruises etc. so I will find you. Finally, you cant walk as a result of the fallout. I wish you good luck.

Nice article, and thanks to Lhamster for monitering. Remember the sale topic...Remember...

I must say, this is the longest hate topic Ive ever seen! Would say more but Im typing on my xbox...I think its time for Seymon to step in,,,

PPS : If you want me to look at an article, Im all ears. Finally, to all the haters feeling frustrated by this post... You just got rekt people!

Personally, I dont want to take anyones side, as this applies to both. Im not a lawyer, Im a kid but I still make a valid point. 1998 Human Rights Act Art.10 (Extract) 1. "Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions, and to recieve and impart information and ideas without interference by... authority." As you can see, freedom of expression is not only vital, its the law. I personally dont see any problem with a 40% discount, and as you can see, I am allowed to have that opinion. So please tankers, dont argue as it violates Tanki's laws ("unconstuctive critisism") and it spams the forums. Rather ironically, Tanki then has to spend money debugging, deleting etc. comments and then cant afford discounts; then you moan 24/7 and it's back to square one. If you cant refute these points, then I'm sorry to say you just got owned by a child. :P P.S: I wanted to be a reporter because of my experience (See when i registered.) but I dont have a high enough rank and I dont have Skype.

Thanks Guys :P :D :P Lets Wait Till Next Year. Until Next Time... BTW I Once Got £500 For My Birthday... :-$ Someone Close This Now...

Hey Guys Tomorrow Its My Birthday And Im Getting An Xbox One!!! Happy Days! Tell Me What You Got For Your Birthday Below

I caught a gold in rio. I was just normally driving around when i saw the alert. I wasnt too bothered as i hardly ever catch them, but i saw the gold fall pretty far away from me. I got nitro on my already MUed speed wasp then i shot my smokey to lift my tank up. Right before The gold fell on a viking, I got on top , generally moved around for half a second and caught the gold. The only thing which annyoed me was that while i caught that gold another gold box alert started and i didnt take notice cos i thought it was a glitch xD but hey i got 1000 cry so cant complain :D

hey can someone add me im aug 19

18478 man i wanted to be 18500 lol guess it hasnt reached that yet :P

Why is M0 and M1 smokeys damage decreased?

I disagree for the ramp thing. You can quite easily flip a hornet with rail using wasp.

another glitch yesterday at 7;45 i went into rio battle on either server 4 or 1 and my tank was red the supply drops were red boxes without texture and the sky was black and red

i d just like to say, why the heck cant tanki refund equipment? fair enough, they need money , but do something like every player gets some crystals according to their rank and if u want more, buy it! free cry= encouraging= more money!

I have a MAJOR crystal glitch. This will allow players to get endless cry . Plz fix! For the last 3-4 days i have got crystal bonus and recorded the time i logged in. I found u are most likely to get cry bonus if u r Wo5 between 8:45 and 9:15 Also it may just be luck, but try to make it more random i.e not crystals bonus is between X and Y . Plz reward me for this ! l

Everyone i want to join this clan. Im good at parkour ( super good at flips, mines and jumps) My favorite combo is m1 smokey and m1 wasp Although u would probably want me to use rail, im really good at smokey and can do flips with it almost as good as rail. I have m1 smokey wasp mammoth and firebird so smokey and wasp will work best for me as the others arent very god I speak fluent english and im above the rank. Thx P.S- guys im also good at one man parkour and parkour in normal battles

someone get me a tank facing forward viking m3 smokey m3 clear backround

Yesterday, he told me I was a noob for being warrant officer 4 and kept forcing me to get banned! I RLY didn't want to but I had no choice! He said he had a hacking software that could find out my password and he would hack, spend and ruin my account !!!! My account got banned for a week because of him! He always ruins my games and sometimes he swears at me.... I RLY don't know what to do!! He keeps boasting how good he is at tanki! But he isn't that good!! Plz do something to stop him...or I have no choice but to leave tanki! Tighter security needed!!!

Hi aron a

Hi Seymon I'm aron a and it was a cool vlog

Hi Aron

Is it possible to make a tower of tanks, like as everyone else has said, but by using mines and wasp? For example, on the edge of Düsseldorf, you can easily make a small tower of 3 tanks. Then go into the centre area as a tower. Use mines and the wasp-dictator parkour method there to increase the height. However my idea has a problem: its going to be hit and miss since you don't really know where the wasp is going to land!

I have an idea for the flying parkourists Plz can u quote me and give me the link; or plz pass it on: On a high/medium height map, such as future for example, you could play parkour cat n mouse for a video of the week. What I mean is 1 player uses parkour to catch another player who drives away as fast as possible(for example, if the catcher is on the top of a building and the person whos running away is on the ground, the catcher could go up a ramp, flip and catch him/her). Both players can have wasp and a recoil weapon so they can flip. You only count someone catching someone else when they touch the other tank. This could go into the parkour format..... Rock EDIT: Man, you've got a whole argument here! Can't you just PM??? Remember, this forum thread is for ideas, not arguments. EDIT#2: I'm trying to be a helper! :)