Rico/Hornet works on Monte Carlo if you're going straight for the flag. With a nitro you can make the jump to the enemy flag shoot the defenders and jump back over. Or you can take the low road, but it helps to have backup.

2 and 3 are lies. 1. I have 2 German Shepherds. 2. I speak Russian. 3. I've been playing tanki for a year.

I shut off main breaker cutting power from the misbehaving appliances. I make some toast, and then set loose a hundred black widows in the person's house below me.

I dodge, then build a sand castle, and lay out for bit to get a tan. I drop fried rice, chow mein noodles, broccoli beef, and chop sticks on person below me.

that new car scent, but unfortunately the scent also attracted...

Awesome sale! Thank you Tanki !

Rico, Rail, and Isida. Lately mostly Isida, especially if using supplies.

It's about Firebird today, not Rail. Be patient. Rail will have it's day, and likely soon.

Great sale! Thank you Tanki! More firebirds? That just means more kills for me. :)

It falls into my recycle bin, which I turn in for cash, to by crystals with... I drop a Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate shake.

instead he got banned for an hour for violating chat room rules because he...

I punch the emoticon in the face, then I drop a gold box.

But suddenly the servers crash and when they reboot, amazingly my acc is unblocked. I drop a 1965 VW Transporter on the person below me.

there lived a lowly newb who had no crystals. He desperately wanted...

But strangly, the machine gun was loaded with rubber bullets instead of normal rounds. Also I happened to be wearing a bullet proof vest and full police riot gear. I fire tear gas at player below.