This isn't a poetry contest! No person who is half-decent at making poems will be able to solve these clues! This contest doesn't look for people who are artistic, it looks for people who can understand obscure refences. IM (very accurate) O, anyway.

That's not the Golden Rule. That's Matthew 7:12 from the Holy Bible. Still a good rule to follow (like the rest of the bible). Nice Article, Dog!

I think i need a character adjustment. every time i need to have lunch, i quit. lol. i agree with the rest of your opinion, though.