haha I like to confuse people

now you don't know where I'm from :D hahaha

nah nee nah nah I am using translator :p I'm from California

yeah I'm from Hong Kong alright. Hi, herm herm :)

你知道最近好像多了一個“Test Server"，真的超厲害！猴塞雷啊！我一下子就擁有了所有超強武器，當然，他給你一億crystals你就什麼都可以買了。你也會有最高等級哦，立刻變土豪。

he mentioned that because he thinks we are executing him by saying he uses translator and keep scolding him.

I love anime, including naruto, One piece, Kyoukai no Kanata, Btoooom!, HunterxHunter, Campione!, Parasyte, Infinite Stratos, Freeze!, the world God only knows, Bakugan, kakumei Valvrave and around 25 more different anime including romance, harem, ecchi, action, comedy which form the best anime. Special ones I treasure: Sword Art Online II, Naruto (manga), Kyoukai no Kanata, Campione, Infinite Stratos. I will edit this to increase the size of the list. I AM NOT Otaku.

你可以叫我前輩，說話也帶有一絲敬意。

I'm 15 so I'm in 10th grade, and I'm in South California.

你都係香港人？咁你玩唔玩神魔之塔？

hiI live in California. I like surfing and I have blond hair and blue eyes, I play tanki in the weekend because I don't want my classmates to know I'm a gamer. Name's Catherine

我看LightningStrike他本人也不懂中文，只會用翻譯器才會這樣。問問你的良心，不要在假扮中國人。

cows cows cows cows

You are so stupid. There is so much paper in this whole wide world, and you can't just spare a little to clean yourself? Even though you wash your hands, the bacteria on your hands are still there. If you use a magnifier, you will see millions of germs crawling. And by the way, Indians do use a lot of job space in America, I'm not trying to be racist, but why didn't they stay in India and went to America to get a small job and living? Because they don't like India, which includes my Indian classmate who says he doesn't want to go back to India. Oh no I typed too much and my hands have so much sweat and they hurt.Ow. You will pay for this.

So indians really use their hand and water to clean their ____?! Wow I learned a lot about India today. But I don't think I'd dare to have a handshake with an Indian. Sorry I'm not meaning to be racist, its just that I'm surprised and I don't really believe it.

I thought Indians do use their hand to clean their ___ after doing the "big business". (no offense)

Actually I think India is strange :huh: Why do you respect cows??? We eat them in America.

Sorry this is not tanki joke. Once there was a lake. Someone dropped an axe inside accidentally, and a goddess came out, saying I have a golden, silver, wooden axe. Which is yours? The man said: the wooden axe. The goddess said: you are so honest, so I will give you all of them. Later after people know the story..... *Splash* Someone throws axe in the lake on purpose. The goddess said: whose axes are these? there's a golden one, silver one and wooden one. The greedy person:They're mine! The goddess: why the hell did you chop off my arm? The greedy person: oh no oh no. The goddess throws three axes. The wooden one bounces off, but the gold and silver axe killed him.

Player Cutie_Girl_Pro has been banned for a week. Reason: Violation of forum rules. Insults, profanity, provocation, trolling. Rules

幹幹幹，你少臭屁，你這大陸人，被共產黨控制，在公共地方好沒禮貌，隨地吐痰，看到也想打你一巴掌，老子來北美關你什麼事？簡直把我氣炸了。這次老子不把你幹掉，你就會是台灣跟香港的害蟲。

no I speak English

For girl's chat only, no boys allowed. 10 Commandments 1.No Boys 2.Boys cannot see our chat 3.Boys cannot pretend to be girls and chat with us. 4.Things about Dating are allowed here. 5.Blah Blah Blah 6.Say what you want 7.Girls play tanki better than boys 8.In your first post, you have to introduce yourself 9.I love you 10.Girls are smarter than boys. (Proved by scientists)

do I have to submit a banner code?

hi I'm from America, I'm called catherine, and I like indian culture a lot, so I'm excited when I see other indian players. My favorite indian food are tendori chicken, chicken curry and naan. Indian traditional dances are also very beautiful. My favorite Indian movie is Three Idiots, and I heard its famous in India too. I've been to Tamil since a trip in 2010, and I've been in love with India ever since.

If you know some good jokes, you can post them here. If you like to read, at least you can learn some good jokes, or gain a good mood and a sense of humor.