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Contest [Issue 27] Can you Contribute to Tanki's Finest News Source?
That_Random_Tank replied to GoldRock in Newspaper Archive
New kits are not what you think! Let's face it, we'd like to see ourselves with kits. But some players hate them and they want them to be gone forever. Until it will happen, let's take a look, what was happening with ideas of kits and also inside the crates, to see what they actually give. First kit we will show is Refridgerator. You can buy it only at best electronics shop; Isida's electronics inc. IE inc. gives Refridgerator pretty cheap, but there is no Freeze, no Viking, but a fully working refridgerator with cool look. What do IE inc. say about it? "What? You don't want refridgerator? I can give you any colour. So, what now? Buy it! Just buy it and leave me alone! I will give you free ice cubes! Now, go! I have more work!" So, you have seen it. Refridgerator problem? IE inc. gives free ice cubes. Next kit; Gladiator. You know what does this mean. Smoky is missing, same about Titan. Only thing that is there is Gladiator armor from about 126BC. Armor is made out of titanium, that explains missing Titan. But Smoky? Rumors say that there was gladiator, working with Smoke god. He helped him by covering the arena with smoke. And the worst thing about this is, the fact that it's most expensive thing, that can be bought. On Tankazon, the price has gone to $5,283,241.49. Second most expensive thing is Kasimovic's new weapon, Stinger, going to $4,628,752.14. -
That_Random_Tank: Killer Mammoth parody on: Harry101UK: Making Science that's also parody on: Tim Burton and Danny Elfman: Making Christmas Enjoy That big Mammoth, that big Mammoth! Is so strong! He is drugging... ...and won't let others be alive! He's drugging again! That big Mammoth, that big Mammoth! THAT BIG MAMMOTH? I'll get my Thunder to M3... ...and kill all these little Wasps! Oh my god! He just killed me! It's time for rampage! That big Mammoth, that big Mammoth! I've got Thunder with full MU... ...ready to kill all these tanks! He's drugging again! Pause mode: OFF Now here we come... ...with all our drugs we've... ...killed Mammoth now! I can't believe, that they just killed me... ...I was in first place... ...of this big battle! Heheh... heh... ummm... ahh... Won't they be impressed I'm not a cheater! See how I will kill Vikings... ...with my new Thunder M3! My compliments, from me to you! I can't believe didn't blow! Now would you just stay there please!? I'd like to introdice you to... ...what? Nononono! DO COME BACK! Fine, no. Don't meet him then... ...it's 'Mr. Thunder' - the killer. He'd like to blow you up! Ha... just... ok, run... there... Pause mode: ON There is no chance... ...just call Godmode... ...to finally kill him now! GodmodeON! GodmodeON! YAY! WOOHOO! He's finally here... ...and we can't wait! To see him how he kill again! 'cos when that Mammoth starts to die... ...we'll all sing out... ...HE LEFT GAME!
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Ok, good... 2k gold (bill :lol: ) and new map. Gonna check it out. Wait! MU? You gotta be kidding me... OK PS: Will you ever come to Czech Republic? I want to see how it looks in those "game parties" ;)
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Just asking: 2000 Gold boxes will be only at map Cologne or on every map?
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And these PROTOTYPES of new guns and hulls as they said before ~1 year... That should be awesome! ^_^
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Of course yes! :D
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YAAAAY!!! Finally an awesome ... *reads 25%* ... or umm... little bit... bad sale... :(
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Guide [Issue 24] The Cheapskate's Shopping Guide
That_Random_Tank replied to Valletta in Newspaper Archive
Thanks for this awesome guide! Gonna use it! ;)
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