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The beginning of the end.... Once upon a time it was an entirely normal day of Tanki Online. The usual druggers and trolls in the game were not as they say 'abnormal'. In addition to that there were the people who managed to catch the gold box in an estimated three times, I was always the one who failed. But there seemed to be an uncanny feeling going around the tankers today. A feeling full of suspense and distraught. 'Could it be?' I thought to myself, 'was today the day? surely not, it was after all just a superstition'. My computer seems to be lagging uncontrollably these days, was it a sign? probably not, no one expected it to happen today, but that could be a sign all the same. I continued playing Tanki Online as if nothing happened to my perfect day. It was fantastic, I achieved a battle reward of four thousand three hundred and eighty two crystals. I also gained the rank captain! I gave up playing Tanki Online, I had played three hours after all. I took a coffee break and adjusted my computer screen to a position where I could watch the Tanki Online cyber-sport game involving NooBest and Scorpions now known as GGWP, I would expect GGWP to play better soon. Why oh why does this happen to me. My luck seems as thin as grass. I start swearing, why does the match have to be cancelled. Then a light bulb appeared in my head. It must be now, it must be here. 'Ahahahahaha', stop being a fool I thought to myself. A feeling of relief surrounded the room all of the sudden, the match wasn't cancelled after all. The English stream seemed to have one of those repetitive communication problems once more, But then I saw Scorpions were up in the Super finals already! I decided to refresh my page but once again history seemed to repeat itself, on my laptop it clearly stated that Scorpions were ahead by one round, must have missed the game I wondered. I decided I would not watch the game. NooBest would possibly win anyway. 'I prefer playing the great game itself' I said. While I was waiting for Tanki Online to finish loading on my browser I was contemplating the idea that Railgun, Hornet and the very interesting paint known as Prodigy or 'Prod' was almost definitely the most successful combination. Finally after being patient for a very long time the game loaded. The light in the room faded gradually, I saw what I never hoped to see, tears were falling rapidly down my cheeks. The signs were right, it has happened......... (446 words, enjoy)

Children of the sun- Tinie tempah feat John Martin -(druggers going down to me) lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go,there's druggers but I've had enough, allow this stuff, lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go there's druggers, but I'm gonna play all day and show them how good I play (yeah) I'm a player like godmode_on, I show all my rivals I'm don, no matter whether you drug, to me your still as slow as a slug, and now let me switch on the plug, and show you all whose the thug, and now they're c-c-c-c-crying down, and now they're all in my town, and they're p-p-p-p-panicking, they don't really know what's happening, now were all battling, I don't want no comparison, and I overdosed on providence, I went for gold and got platinum, I told my bro to get an ambulance, cause I caught a cold and went spaz on em, (yeah) why do you think you are so good, when you rely on drugs like it's your food, but this game is a game of skill, no matter if you used any pill, after a lifetime of annoyance, I am totally flamboyant, (yeah) lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go,there's druggers but I've had enough, allow this stuff, lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go there's druggers, but I'm gonna play all day and show them how good I play I'm sure I'm getting on your nerves, showing you all how my hornet swerves, and now I'm driving in a zig zag, watching you all lag, shooting you all like a haystack, with my rail and hornet, you use all those drugs but ill glide past you like a rocket, I'm yards away from that milestone, international game loan, put me through to godmode when I rock you all like a stone, even from the ricochets I still stayed, and all the tankers I out-played-played, shhh.......your drugs ain't craved, (yeah) I think you've started feeling jaded, maybe all these insecurities are making you feel naked, you missed three shots no four, I'm sorry for your, total fail, with that lovely rail, you seem as bad as a snail, since you getting nailed for this game I play on this game all day, we've got all the swag I think it's time to capture the flag now its the end of the game, our scores are no way near the same, good game (yeah)(yeah) lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go,there's druggers but I've had enough, allow this stuff, lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go there's druggers, but I'm gonna play all day and show them how good I play I've got the flag in the the map called tribute, oh were only half way there, and what to do with druggers everywhere, but I told my team we'll cap it I swear now all the druggers and haters, ill show you that I'm the best, and I totally rule the rest, let's go! lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go,there's druggers but I've had enough, allow this stuff, lay down your heads, your not alone, everywhere we go there's druggers, but I'm gonna play all day and show them how good I play