My Parody I used to rule the game Tanks would die when I shot my gun Now in the morning I play alone Play the game I used to own I used to snipe them all Snipe them right on the turret Listen as my team would cheer “Oh the enemy’s dead! Let’s take their flag!” One minute I ricocheted Next they killed me And I discovered that our flag stands Upon unguarded lands, unguarded lands I hear Ricochet plasma bouncing Railguns hitting the buildings Come heal me with your Isida Or they might return the flag For some reason I can’t explain Once you run there was never Never another cap And that was when I ruled the game It was the Wasp and the Twins Capped until they won again Drugging until they got the caps They couldn’t believe we lost again Mammoths and Shafts wait For my tank on a silver plate Just a tank in a lonely map Oh, who would wanna be so sniper prone? I hear Ricochet plasma bouncing Railguns hitting the buildings Come heal me with your Isida Or they might return the flag For some reason I can’t explain I know I won’t get those gems Never another cap And that was when I ruled the game Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I hear Ricochet plasma bouncing Railguns hitting the buildings Come heal me with your Isida Or they might return the flag For some reason I can’t explain I know I won’t get those gems Never another cap And that was when I ruled the game Original song I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing, "Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!" One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain Once you go there was never Never an honest word And that was when I ruled the world It was the wicked and wild wind Blew down the doors to let me in Shattered windows and the sound of drums People couldn't believe what I'd become Revolutionaries wait For my head on a silver plate Just a puppet on a lonely string Oh, who would ever wanna be king? I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter won't call my name Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter won't call my name Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world