loool but the fire has no skill and roasts him to death he ded

yes the user below has 150K

but luckily the explosives are so heavy because they are 10.000 explosives that they drop out and fall it the volcano then suddenly a giant 3 headed pegasus made of fluffy clouds come along and swoops her outta the volcano he no ded

yes i believe he keeps a spare baseball bat and busts outta the window with 3 teachers in ferraris chasing him everyday so yes i believe he does bust out the the wind every day

i can speak chinese and ping ying ni hao

I would tie him up and throw him into the sea for LaserSharks dinner hehe

The title says it all tell us about your funniest fails and mischief that you managed to get into i nearly drove into a creek when i was in china then crashed into a tile factory

wayyy off the user below has 1+ crystals

but the magnet is throws them outta the window she ded hhehe

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LaserTangr

NOW HIRING ZooKeeper! 200$ tankmoney per month Feed the Wild Mammoths Pet the Fluffy Vikings Train the Vicious Wasps AND SPECIALS: Get Our TriNitroToluene directions go forward 2 kilometers then zoom using your pet wasps fly up and there you are may get a little noisy because of those seagulls enjoy NOW HIRING AT TANKIVERSE LOCAL ZOO

and smashed him so hard he squeezed the fart out

105tangr

picture 2 The silent air is joined by a mystical gold box, tanks bump tanks push to meet the famous box the box lands the tanks jump crunch, munch,bump, the ancient wasp is charging the mythical vikings are enlarging chaos emerges out of the shadow. lag crawls out with a afro suddenly the hornets pop out of their nest only to admire the best the ancient wasp is seconds away from the gold the vikings are following with protective fold the wasp at last reaches its dreams it pauses but lags as though stuck in bags it failed word count i think about 80+