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I sensed the veracity engraved in my soul. This would be our concluding junctures together. My companions and I would need to fight to our last breath promptly. We glimpse at the scintillating lusters of lights blazing across the highlands, past the hills, and finally, gone. In darkness, sat the despicable mammoth railgun. Our numerous parkour buddies finished. An instant proceeded by bursts of fire. SaadKhan7executed.... Last comrade ended... Still resting upon the platform was the damned demon. I reminisced the convivial times as I breathed once more. The gold curl pierced me, and gone was I too.
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Contest [Issue 38] Can you Contribute to Tanki's Finest News Source? Returns!
aquafurgle1 replied to GoldRock in Newspaper Archive
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Contest [Issue 38] Can you Contribute to Tanki's Finest News Source? Returns!
aquafurgle1 replied to GoldRock in Newspaper Archive
The Serious Art of Trolling All the top youtubers of tanki; what do they have in common? That’s right, they make amateur troll montages. They flip some poor guy and then play some weird clip of this laughing man. I , however, proudly consider myself to be among the top trolls of the tanki community. This is achievable by nearly everyone, except for those who have to spell everything perfectly (definitely not talking about the reporters), those who can’t make insults, and those who simply are boring . It isn’t tough to start a trolling career. To start off, you can join a parkour battle and run around like a headless chicken, leaving a fresh trail of mines behind you. Its a great way to be annoying and gain haters. Or, if you prefer to not waste all your fun explosives, you can browse battles flipping as many people as you can. This gets extremely fun when you make it a contest. If that is still too difficult, go insult some egotastic noob, and challenge them to a 1v1 in, of course, Dusseldorf CTF 999 flags. Among these three troll ways, there is yet a multitude more ways to annoy which you will definitely discover along the way with ease. If you really can’t do any of this , I’ll tell you to get a job at the (rolleyes) oh, so famous(and overused) KFC. Trolling is all fun and games until you yourself get trolled. It seems that no one else can troll you, except tanki itself. From all of the parkour fails,to the epic lags and glitches,to the completely useful anti-air-hack, to somehow getting stuck between two walls. Tanki always is trolling you harder than you can troll others, but all you can do “Keep Calm and Troll On”. -
Someone Put the clans in the archive
aquafurgle1 replied to aquafurgle1 in Someone Put the clans in the archive Archive
http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showforum=143 My clan including many others have been put in the archive. ANY ONE CAN TELL ME WHY AND SOLVE THIS PROBLEM -
Story [Issue 36] The Story Behind the Colors: Swash
aquafurgle1 replied to Kevred in Newspaper Archive
soo long.. swash iz bae paint doe. suits my name -
why are there non americans here :/
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[Forum Game] Fuse Your Username With The User Above You
aquafurgle1 replied to trollface.jpg in Forum Games
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hehe 1st with m2 fire m1 hornet.. much better than fire mammy
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just write i am in this club
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i am in this club
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Parkour Club "Crusaders of Parkour"
aquafurgle1 replied to aquafurgle1 in Parkour Club "Crusaders of Parkour" Archive
Crusaders of Parkour Leaders @aquafurgle1 @ericjacob48 Members hamz123 TankDestroyer890 Gassmask21 Jabinatorisawesome wasqe2435 King_The_Coolpants DexterFighter Rules 1. listen to the leaders 2. have fun 3. no trolling 4. state your ideas if you have one 5. come to practices Practice times are whenever 3 or more members are online Requirements must be warrant officer 5 or higher Paints Red white and blue Timezones: UTC-7 to UTC+1 Our goal is to do parkour in every single map tell us if you can screenshot or have a utube acc -
nooo,who will i contaact now to change clan name. :(
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Story [Issue 32] The Story Behind the Colors: Storm
aquafurgle1 replied to Kevred in Newspaper Archive
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um ok.. thanks for telling me things i never knew. i would b absowotely cluless with out this