What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Eat lots of shark fin soup as revenge. What would you do if Ed Miliband became King of the World?

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I think that they should use the old limit for paints and the new one for turrets and hulls

I think so, but I might be imagining it. Have you ever had the joy of playing the contrabassoon?

dinosaur eyes! Not least because it would also mean that we could extract some dinosaur DNA which would be sooooooo cool. Would you rather die or live forever?

No Are you afraid of dying?

I love you because no one else will. And I'm a gold-digger.

Player trombone-ftw has been banned for a MONTH. Reason: Poor choice of instrument.