We begin our story with a teen, who started his account on Tanki His nickname was NewYorkForLife, because he was a yankee. He started his stride, Then died and died, So he was getting cranky, But then his brother showed him the way. "Buy a Railgun, and you'll make them pay!" He killed and killed, His XP bar filled, He became a Private. Then he met a man with a Shaft And a tank fatter than president Taft A Master Corporal he was He happened to be the teen's cuz!