Shedinjadeath.

9130.

That might not have been Vulcan. Sometimes when people just spawn in, they can't deal damage for some reason. Or, in the middle of the battle, they'll stop doing damage indefinitely. I've had this happen to me a couple of times during really long battles.

I would not be surprised. What would YOU do when they came for you?

I jumped out of deadtoyou's Ferrari and onto your vehicle. (Smart of me, jumping out of a moving vehicle...) After smashing the glass, pulling you out and throwing you in the trunk, I take the wheel of the Batcar and cruise to first.

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(Insert response here) Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why are you hanging on the wall, and not the ceiling?

You did, but you account was mysteriously hacked... :ph34r: I wish I could rank up already. ._.

We shouldn't. Why can I float, but not fly?

Thanks again for the crystals! You are super generous today, aren't ye? I hitch a ride from deadtoyou, whose Ferrari was fixed.

;) What would you do if your mailbox was full of expired Burger King coupons?

9120.

Eh, it's not a bad looking paint, but I don't have it. Picasso?

T-MINUS 20 seconds.

Harry Potter.

I love you because it's Larry.

Since I displayed in my defense that I was being hypnotized into submission, the court allows me to walk free. So, I start walking again.

9060.

Player totalwar-11 has been banned given a brofist. Reason: Congrats on making it to 'issimo! (..)_*o>*_(..) Rules

Gandalf.

I'd eat choco. What would you do if I came to your house with another cake?

Pfft. 20 seconds is nothing, you're still in the hospital, waiting for your legs to be less ruined. After collecting my FREE 1,000 crystals (thank you very much, golden :D), I continue to jog down the road.

I like it, but I don't plan on owning it. Who here fancies Carbon?

Eh. Do you like Prodigi, person below me?

Servant? In your dreams! I dash forward and slash at your legs. After taking you to a hospital and paying for the minor medical care required, I jog back down the road.