That is true, I sorta did base it off of ​And Another Thing, "part 6 of 3" in Hitchhiker's

Planet: Sphegel (s-fee-g-el) Continent: Coronal Year: 3473 In the much-feared and increasingly irritating area of the supermassive black hole known as Sagittarius-A in the Galaxy strangely named The Milky Way, there floats a planet named Sphegel on which lay the continent Coronal. This continent, when it was uninhabited and before it had a name, was known for its resemblance to a sniper’s crosshair throughout the history of passing-by space/time ships, mostly because it looked like two overlapping rings circling the planet. This planet, once discovered, was expected to have been sucked into the supermassive black hole within seconds. However, it continued to ignore the gravitational pull emitted by Sagittarius-A, just as it had for the previous 12 billion years, for this planet had a rather powerful will to defy the declarations that the planet’s impending doom was to come soon, and it did so because this particular sphere of land and water strongly disliked those so-called “geniuses” that insisted upon insisting that Sphegel was destined to die. Due to its remote location (which did not appear to be very remote, as it was literally in the center of the galaxy) and the general fear of spaghettification, most creatures had a tendency to avoid the planet and anything nearby. In spite of this, a delusional felon, a certain Insaniam Convertunt, and her team of (as she called them) lesser beings, appeared to have constructed a lair on the planet Sphegel, and none of the government officials seemed to notice or take action of any sort. Kewl Note: It was known before the construction that the Galactic Police would not dare venture into the uncharted area of Sagittarius-A, for they too fear a dose of being fatally spaghettified, resulting in the purposeful choice of the area of the lair. Strangely, Convertunt, who was known to speak of universal domination several times, had plans that did not include universal domination. However, they did include universal destruction, called universal not because everything in the universe would be destroyed, but because the universe itself would be. But, to avoid killing herself in the act, she would have to transport herself (and her team) to another universe. To do this she would need to build a Multiverse Traveller, a machine from approximately 6384 years in the future, although it did have one record of existence some years previously. Upon hearing this, Convertunt experienced a wave of extreme elation; however, this bliss ended several seconds later, when she heard that the Multiverse Traveller had been destroyed by the Galactic Police in the hopes of putting an end to Convertunt’s madness. “I could build one myself,” she thought to herself, but she was incorrect. Most people associate insanity with highly intelligent mad scientists, and while Insaniam Convertunt did seem to have the mad quality, the highly intelligent quality had been replaced by the very dense quality, thus rendering her incapable of building such a machine. Even she, with her record of low brain activity, was smart enough to know that she would be unable to build the Traveller, so instead of wasting her time attempting such a feat, she tried to steal a time machine, and insider spies brave enough to go to Sphegel claimed that her plans were to travel back in time to when the Multiverse Traveller was intact to seize the Traveller, come back to the present, then proceed to destroying the universe. Kewl Note: Technically, when travelling in time, there is no such thing as the present, as the past is the present to the people of the past, and the future is the present to the people of the future. Another Kewl Note: In spite of the spies saying that Convertunt wanted to destroy the universe, the question of how she would do that remained shrouded in mystery, although there was a rumor concerning a suspicious number of explosives. Draw your own conclusions. It had been several days since Convertunt had started searching for the time machine, and all beings knew of what was to come, except for those to whom Convertunt referred to as the idiotic Galactic Police officers.

OMG!!! GOLDROCK HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDED!!!! GRAMMAR MISTAKE!!! It should have been "it's" as in "it is" and not "its" I feel the same way I felt when I caught my 6th grade English teacher saying "funner" Note to GoldRock: Sorry for the dissing, but I just couldn't help myself

I'm not taking the devs' side, I actually disagree with what they've done, but it seems as though they desire to, for some reason, increase the demand for non-pro battles, first with the missions only working in them, and now with the weekend of double battle funds and the chances of winning goldbox supplies, protection modules, and a piece of equipment in non-pro battles. I don't get why though.

I never said decrease its damage, I was trying to say increase its healing. Or increase its healing to halfway between the killing and decrease its damaging to halfway between the healing, so if the healing was 500 and the damaging was 1000 you'd make both 750.

But that's terrible! More than half the battles for high ranks are pro-battles, and it isn't possible to create a non-pro battle suitable to our needs anymore!

It used to be nice, but after the balancing last year, it became horrible. Why on earth is the reload speed the same for M0, M1, M2, and M3? Also, how can its damaging rate be higher than its healing rate if healing is it's specialty?

wow, 10 posts, I really need to start using the forum

Definitely bear

How do you reserve the name? I'm so confused :huh:

I do agree to that...

I've got a question for the time 2 AM UTC on January 7th 2015: Did that update close a of the servers, or just EN 6, or is there something wrong with my computer???!!!

My top four most annoying weapons are: 1. Ricochet 2. Twins 3. Firebird 4. Thunder I hate Rico because every time I'm using Shaft and I'm in sniping mode, some guy keeps shooting at me and knocking of my aim, and by the time I have aimed, I'm dead. Twins is the same except that it's killing you slower, but knocking you aim of more. And Firebird, because of the afterburn effect. And Thunder is like a lower damage faster reloading Railgun, I don't really mind Railgun, but THUNDER, I MEAN REALLY!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

I know right. That sound drives me crazy.