Sorry player :P 6/10

Sup noobers :P

GG

You have a nice garage.. 9.5/10

I'm using Twins/Viking/Titan on NewbieCupcake - Twins is already OP, so I already know I'm on a good start.

Once you rank to WO4. The kit disappears after the rank from which you can buy all the equipment separately.

Fastest time to take 2 gold boxes: . Even though there's no definitive time, you can clearly see that it must've been under 20 seconds.

I do (on alt) and main. Anyways, it all depends on the rank. But for it to be effective I'd say somewhere between 20 - 30 MUs. The more the better.

Guys, I need to make 50k XP in 5 days. Wish me luck ._.

Alright, I know Twins is OP - hence why I find Emerald so useful :P. I think this is what I'll do: If I don't rank in the next 5 days, I'll buy Master of Taiga. If I do, then it's Rockclimber.

Hello, please answer.

I see where you got some of these names. I assume Narcus is derived from the word narcissist? Phillipa, well just say the name - sounds like 'flippa'. Crys and Slowth are so obvious where they came from.

-_- :D

Alright. Makes sense - thanks for the help! :)

This is still somewhat confusing. I have Emerald, which gives 42 protection against Thunder, 27 against Twins, and 10 against Railgun. If I am correct, I will be able to purchase a trio module for this paint, but the trio must have protection against Thunder, Twins, and Railgun. Or can it be any of the trio modules, like 42 against Fire, 27 against Ricochet, and 10 against Freeze?

man where's @dilsharox?

OMG do u guys see the viking/shaft hes so pro like wow im amazed and u guys should be to

Chapter III: Vows "Our primary suspect is your friend Liam," said Detective Leech. Those were the exact words I did not want to hear. "You guys, you have it all wrong! How, just, how could it possibly Liam?!" I took my hands to my eyes in an effort to stop the tears. "We're just as bamboozled as you are. If not, more," he sat, spinning in his chair. He continued on, "Have you seen any suspicious activity from Liam recently? Like something that was unorthodox to his usual work schedule?" he asked. "He.. he's been going through a divorce with his wife, Juniper." "Juniper... the one in the morgue?" the detective was surpised. "Yes, been drinking a lot at a bar named Rex Mortis , otherwise known as.. 'King of Death'." "You see, I believe Liam hired Stefan to kill Juniper so he wouldn't have to go pay money for the divorce... do you believe he would be at this bar right, at this moment?" "I would not be surprised if he was, where he'd go if he was under pressure," I said. The detective and I went to the bar. It was old - sticks of moldy wood held the feeble structure together, dust plastered the floor and tables everywhere. We looked to the bar, and there was Liam. Sitting all by his lonesome self. We preceded to walk to him. "Liam, why? Why did you hire Stefan to kill your wife, Juniper?" "For many reasons. Primarily my lack of sufficient funds, so I decided to hire Stefan to eliminate Juniper," he continued on, " I know you guys are here to arrest me. Which is why I have some leverage over you guys. Undoubtedly. Bring her out boys!" Liam's crew dragged a woman out, she was wearing a bomb vest. "You see, it's either arrest me and have her blow up, or save her but let me go. You can only choose one.. but make it quick.. bomb's set for 5 minutes, save her, but let me go.. or get me... but blow yourselves down to hell," he said, smirking. "You know, I really wish I could wipe that smirk off your face, Liam," I said, "I thought we were friends, but I guess we really weren't." "Times change, and as they do, you must too," he continued on, "maybe we'll meet again, but next time, I suspect it will be under less amicable terms, correct?" "The next time I see you will be the last time you'll see the light of day, I vow it," I said firmly. But when I looked over to see if Liam was still there, he was already gone with the wind. I turned and looked at Detective Leech, "So, any idea on how to defuse a bomb?" Words: 459

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Leave the battle and still receive your crystals: Sick and tired of takeover teams with robust, beefy equipment that place mults on your team such as GoldRock? Are you able to detect a current of raw power radiating from the other team? Well, fear no more! With this exciting update, you'll be able to leave the battle before your begins to lose. We believe this will lessen the amount of rage in the chat, no longer filling up the chat with asterisks or the infamous phrases "mults!!!" or "n00bs!!" allowing us to lay some chat mods off. So try this update and give it a go, let's see how much more competitive Tanki will be after this update!

Might join with NewbieCupcake.

Q1: UTC -07 Q2: I am fine being a midfielder or defender. No attacking or healing, please. Q3: Rico/Viking - but I can use pretty much any turret except Isida... :P Q4: Anything is fine by me - I can play on all maps. Q5: None on this account. But on main (@NewbieCake) I was in a clan called Tankers' Knights and another called Original 7 (changed it name I believe). Q6: Some of my friends are in here, and one of them recommended this clan. *cough* RECHARGED *cough* Q7: I can bring skills, and I think I'm pretty fun and I have a decent garage :D (http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/150010836/) check it out if you'd like.

I do not agree with Noise having "high funds." Primarily because when I join a 15 minute match the fund barely surpasses 1500. Even Madness CTF is better than that, and you spend half the time falling off the map trying to land to the bottom.

Chapter II: Vengeance I woke up to the sound of a repetitive beep. Slowly I began to make two distant blobs into the shape of two people; a turquoise splotch into a wall, and a black fuzz into a chair. "He's regaining consciousness. Sir, can you hear me?" an unfamiliar voice said. " Yeah. W-w-where am I?" I questioned. "You're at the hospital, and if we were 1 minute later, well, dead," the doctor stated, he continued: "I believe that due to the miraculous healing of your ribs, we should be able to release you today." " I was going to leave even if I wasn't fully healed, anyway. Did we catch Stefan?" I tried asking in a nice voice; but became bitter too quickly. "DID WE?" " Maximus is doing fine, just a minor concussion, he'll be released alongside with you today," he said firmly. I noticed he was dodging my question, and again asked him, "Did we or did we not catch Stefan?" I was losing my patience. "We didn't, but we have BOLOs and patrols on the lookout. Trust me, if they see anything, we'll be the first people to know about it, aside from the person who saw it, of course." He chuckled at his last phrase. "BOLOs and patrols won't do squat, we need to find clues that lead us to him. If I'm correct, the first thing Stefan will most likely do is search for new clothing, as Liam's blood stained his when he escaped." Maximus and I finally got released after waiting for what seemed like days. Immediately I began searching for clues for Stefan's whereabouts around the station, presuming Stefan had taken his clothing off when he escaped. We were correct. "Say, how far do you think a shirtless man would walk to find some clothing?" I said jokingly. Maximus responded with "Not too far." Immediately we began searching the vicinity when we found a clothing store named : "A Cat's Fur". It looked grey, worn down, and it seemed to sell clothing for a reasonable price. "Hello sir, is it okay if we check your store out?" I said in a friendly matter. "What for?" The store owner looked groggy and sleepy, but definitely woke up when we were around. He continued on, " If there's anything I've learned is that police means no good; no good to the store; and no good to the store." I assumed that the store owner had something to hide, because if he didn't then he'd let us search. I was correct. I stuck it firm to him: "This warrant says that you must allow us to search the premises, if you have a problem with that you can take it up with the law." He agreed stubbornly. Maximus and I wanted to conserve our time, so we split up.As we went our ways, I heard a peculiar noise; it sounded like it didn't belong. I immediately put my hand to the gun's cold stock, only to realize all I heard was Maximus. "Maximus, 1 second later and you'd be seeing pitch black. Did you find anything?" "I di-------", Maximus collapsed to the ground. I immediately began to run to his aid, when I suddenly felt a cold, steely barrel press against my head. Then a familiar voice proceeded to say, "Ah, ah, ah! I wouldn't do such a thing; unless you want to see your partner's brains blown out." It was the infamous criminal, Stefan. 574 words. Hopefully not too over the limit :/ BOLO means "Be on the look out." Best of luck to all participants.

I will be happy if the sale is above 40% and there is some type of battle fund increase. OR they can do something like they did for April Fools' day (increased gold box dropping chance), that was inarguably one of the most fun celebrations I've had in TO. Edit: Posted from wrong account, *facepalm*. I think a cat will call me out on it.. :ph34r: