Ok, i legit looked this up AFTER i submitted my answers in, (around 10:30), but go here I literally inserted the png where it said "upload" and it comes up. Again, i looked this up like ten minutes ago AFTER i submitted my answers, but this shows the ingenuity of the internet.

The crossword has spoken.

Trader Tanki Pharmaceutical Inc. Are you frustrated with the overpriced drug industry? Stumped why speed boosts are the same price as double damage? Say no more, this is the job for you! We’re looking for the brightest, smartest, and savviest mathematical and psychological experts willing to negotiate trade deals of our high quality top notch drugs pharmaceutical products. Aim toward Mammoths and Titans, since they show an uncontrollable addiction interest in our products, but avoid offering speed boosts (it makes them somewhat self-conscious). Keep out for shafts: they often snipe for lucrative deals. Pay is 50 crystals + 5 useless speed boost per deal. 99 words :)

Here's my art. Good luck to everybody!

Toilet Shortage threatens world peace The world is bracing for an incoming crisis as a shortage of toilets causes increasing chaos. Scientists have concluded that increased bowel movement has caused most toilets to break down. The culprit of this increased bowel movement: Tanki Online. Since its launch, Tanki Online has drawn billions of users to sit inactively, leading to increased food intake and weight gain. The average human now weighing 120 kg (265 lbs.) and pooping three times more, modern toilets simply cannot handle the overuse. The effects of the toilet shortage are massive. Lines to the few remaining bathrooms with functional toilets stretch for miles. The U.S., the #1 importer of toilets, has declared martial law and imposed strict regulations to stem toilet use. Recently, three Canadian citizens were given life in prison without toilet for smuggling toilets from the U.S. China and India have in fact fared better than the rest of the world, but reports are showing that their toilet holes are filling up rapidly. WHO has warned of a major apocalypse and suggested to limit eating junk foods and to stop playing Tanki Online. Of course, no one listens. Russians are already fighting for the last toilets. Here is a picture of the scene from the battle.

Here is my advertisement. Good luck to everyone else :)

I don't know if I tried this contest too late, but I tried it in the beginning of June, got to the 3043rd post, but the Youtube video said it was "removed by the user". I spent some time finding the user who posted it, and found most of the videos were deleted. Coincidence?

Here's mine. http://i58.tinypic.com/902fsj.png