Guess this was a cheap marketing ploy so they could make moar money, since clearly they weren't already making enough money from Crystal purchases. RIP in pepperoni, Tanki. "Here lies Tanki Online" 2008-2015 In case you weren't able to tell, this whole post is a joke.

If I got this wrong, let me know.

Blazing_DanTheKillerWolf1

I have 7,778 crystals right now, and I'm saving up for the Storm paint. Would this be a good idea? Regular combo: M1 Firebird+M1 Hornet.

Blazing_Angels.And.WolfDemons

I3Blazing_Wolfored

No. (In today's economy, that probably wouldn't cover the visit, let alone the cost for surgery.) Would you drop a lit cherry bomb down your the back tank of your toilet for $1000?

I use an umbrella. I drop 60 gallon drums of oil.