Guess this was a cheap marketing ploy so they could make moar money, since clearly they weren't already making enough money from Crystal purchases. RIP in pepperoni, Tanki. "Here lies Tanki Online" 2008-2015 In case you weren't able to tell, this whole post is a joke.

If I got this wrong, let me know.

Blazing_DanTheKillerWolf1

I have 7,778 crystals right now, and I'm saving up for the Storm paint. Would this be a good idea? Regular combo: M1 Firebird+M1 Hornet.

Blazing_Angels.And.WolfDemons

I3Blazing_Wolfored

No. (In today's economy, that probably wouldn't cover the visit, let alone the cost for surgery.) Would you drop a lit cherry bomb down your the back tank of your toilet for $1000?

I use an umbrella. I drop 60 gallon drums of oil.

I notify them that it was because of some prankster. WWYDI you have to jump at safety glass to test it?

I punch it in half. I rain vinyl records on you.

I'd make a new one. WWYDI you lost all of your hulls, paints, supplies, and turrets, but kept your rank?

I would send a B2 Bomber to drop a tactical nuke on them. How'd you kill me if I was in Fort Knox?

Nope. JK14?

I kick it so hard it flies to to Mars. I drop a giant Apple II computer.

I distract her with an exact copy of myself, then create a reversed portal to get out. I put you on a piece of Quebracho wood and send you to a sawmill, bound and gagged. (That wood is the hardest in the world, so good luck trying to break it.)

floW_gnizalB

This is my entry, hope it looks ok. Do not worry about the random other in the skybox, it was just some random player that joined for no reason.