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MishkaDalem2 and MATE_the_BEST hacking [EN]
Hypocrisy replied to Hypocrisy in MishkaDalem2 and MATE_the_BEST hacking [EN] Game Violation Reports
Hello ! Please you also need to copy the link of the battle where you met the cheater. Before creating this topic , Please read : *** GAME VIOLATIONS SECTION RULES *** -
mxeci_17 jump hack [EN]
Hypocrisy replied to Hypocrisy in mxeci_17 jump hack [EN] Game Violation Reports
Hello ! Please you also need to copy the link of the battle where you met the cheater. Before creating this topic , Please read : *** GAME VIOLATIONS SECTION RULES *** -
MishkaDalem2 and MATE_the_BEST hacking [EN]
Hypocrisy replied to Hypocrisy in MishkaDalem2 and MATE_the_BEST hacking [EN] Game Violation Reports
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It was a cool Sunday evening. I sat in my dad’s office “working” on my book report, though I had planned to purchase the coveted M2 Railgun. I had been waiting for this moment for more than a year (though I barely knew it). I would finally be able to play XP/BP, a mode that I well respected. I logged on secretly, bought M2 Railgun, and had a small celebration. There was only one problem: I had a DM mission. “Ugh, stupid DM mission. And there’s only a Kungur DM,” I thought after the server update. I was hoping to get a handful of experience before I would possibly get caught, so I just joined the Kungur battle in hope of the M2 Railgun being of any use. "But M2 Railgun already has a good use" I DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME OK?!?! Anyway, about 20 minutes after getting stuck in that Kungur DM, the familiar orange text flashed onto my screen. "Gold box will be dropped soon" forced my heartbeat to pound twice as fast as it did before (stupid boring Kungur DM =_=). “I hope this comes to good use,” I mumbled. What's this? ANOTHER GOLD?!?! wait noo never mind I activated my Double Armor right immediately and frenetically searched the map (boring Kungur -,-) and found the drop zone by what would have been the infamous point E in CP mode. Equipping my Speed Boost, the gold started to drop, but it was too late. NOPE. I burst my final Railgun shot at the M2 Viking jumping at the gold. And what happened, you ask? He flipped. At this moment my mind went crazy and in shock. Of course, however, the typical M1 Major was right next to me. Dashing towards the gold, I held that forward key as hard as I could. (Never thought I would say that ._.) “It’s just you and me,” I thought. Our Hornets clashed back and forth for the 2-Dictator length to the gold. Slightly I got ahead of the useless M1, but I doubted that this gold was mine. I blinked in excitement. The health bar warned me of death. “It’s just a gold, don’t worry Brandon.” JUST A GOLD?!?! IT WAS NOT JUST A GOLD! It was a gold that I caught. "Wait, what?!?!" Yep. The adventure of Tanki brought me away from the drop zone; however, when I looked up: NinBrandon888 has taken the gold box "YAYAYAYYAYAAYAYAYYAYA" is a great representation of my feelings after getting that gold. Those two events weren't the only achievements that day. I had caught a gold in Polygon on the island where no one had dared to look (LOL nubs all went to other side axaxax hy6). To top it off, the next morning, I stole a gold from a helpless M1 Viking in Arena CP. Yes, amazingly I caught 3 golds and bought M2 Railgun in a 12-hour span. I guess you could say I'm a good gold catcher. (Please don't actually believe that .-.) About 500 words. If I receive any awards, please polish it as you please.
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"Vulcan/Hornet will be dropped soon" When it doesnt drop: "vulcan/hornet pls admin" Surely my favorite and most amusing to me ^_^
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[Issue 54] [Special] Newspaper Crystal Giveaway... with a twist!
Hypocrisy replied to GoldRock in Newspaper Archive
1. NinBrandon888 2. gidoway "Gold box will be dropped soon" It's dropping in the center bottom of the Madness map, and I was aligned to jump down and take it before the others down by the drop zone. It starts to drop. I can feel my heartbeat through my ears excitedly. I jump down. The next thing I know, I self-destruct before I even got halfway to the gold. ARGH!!! Thank you, Tanki, for squeezing us into EN3 and creating the most horrible lags I have ever experienced in my 16 months of playing the game. -
o no yisroel.rabin is laeving!!!!1!1!!11 yu will alweays be my freind!!!1!!1!! i will miss yuo
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[Forum Game] Try saying your name backwords then post it. Who ever has the funkiest wins! :) have fun.
Hypocrisy replied to r_firehawk30 in Archive
888nodnarBniN xD -
[Forum Game] Guess How Much Posts the person Below you has
Hypocrisy replied to TheRailgunMaster228 in Forum Games
No. At least 1 xD -
[Forum Game] Guess the Turret/Hull modification of the user bellow.
Hypocrisy replied to High in Forum Games
No m2 Hammer -
No Would you stop following anything on the forum for $50?
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No ur not because why u always lyin I am pro because I can use circular reasoning :P
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NINBRANDON*** not trying to use lagnuage
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uncool It_Is_TiMe_To_Win's Gold Box Skills Group (It's on YouTube)
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1657? it should be 1647
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[Forum Game] Guess the letter from which the username of the person below you starts
Hypocrisy replied to Pride.ln.Blood in Forum Games
No A -
HWYKM if this topic went back to Tanki Online? .-.
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No 17?
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No way m8.