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New Year Celebration goodies are waiting for you in-game
awesomenessrichard2 replied to semyonkirov in News Archive
Yes. note how we are looking into the future already when barely out of NY's ;) -
New Year Celebration goodies are waiting for you in-game
awesomenessrichard2 replied to semyonkirov in News Archive
Idk why people are grouchy- It's a sale, nevertheless! Appreciate it! -
[Issue 44] Results/Contest: Help Needed - Occupations for the Unemployed
awesomenessrichard2 replied to Vikingsrallentando in Newspaper Archive
MUSIC DIRECTOR Are you one of the battle-hardened Generalissimos that have earned glory through thousands of battles looking for a new life in Tanki? Are you a music fanatic (like me) and want to change the (dreadful) music that Tanki has, especially the "pew-pew-pew" that Twins make and the Firebird sound? (Seriously, it's pathetic when a Fire tries to sneak-attack me.) Then apply for the Music Director position! Aside from changing the ugly Gold Box notification, your job is to discover and change every music flaw in Tankiland. Are you up for the job? WARNING: Only Tanki and music addicts can take this job. -
[Issue 42] [Contest] Help Needed: Occupations for the Unemployed
awesomenessrichard2 replied to TriNitroToIuene in Newspaper Archive
Zookeeper Tired of being killed by the Railguns and always earning no crystals? Ready to start a new life in Tanki? Then apply for the Zookeeper position! Only a few simple requirements are needed for the job. Make sure the Mammoth-Twins resting in the zoo doesn't wake up and kill everyone and take all the crystals. The Titan-Firebird should STAY ASLEEP AT ALL TIMES. Hornets and Wasps should rest peacefully in their cages and not buzz around. Hunters and Vikings are okay, just make sure they don't pick up their guns and commit murder. Reward: Working with hogree -
Contest [Issue 41] Describe This in 100 Words!
awesomenessrichard2 replied to greyat in Newspaper Archive
Picture 1 As the white-painted (or is that Reporter? idk) tanker sits on the floor of the map, he sees Darren4Turbo, without using his mind, drive off the side of the map (to self-destruct). This certain Marshal-ranked guy sees the Colonel fall down- and down- and down, but not self destruct. Our main character raises his eyebrow as Darren tries- and fails (quite funnily at that)- to self-destruct. -
I got a gold box at a Stadium CTF. I was playing a Shaft/Dico and all of a sudden came the siren. My heartbeat sped up as I rolled out onto the field with only a quarter of my health left. I was in luck, with the gold crystal symbol. Everyone seemed to be immersed in fighting so only one enemy Freeze came, which I pushed out and caught the gold box (my first ever, despite being Sergeant-major).