It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's been happening for so long that it is just a part of gameplay.

Where?

Mute the volume and turn on "Closed Captioning".

I am in this clan!

The Wiki page needs to be corrected. Kodiak T-D should be Freeze, Railgun, Thunder; not Firebird, Railgun, Thunder (which is already set in Kodiak T-A) Already proofed through Garage/Protections.

Looks like I applied at the wrong time.

I know I am of low level and limited fighting ability, but I now have the time. Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)? UTC -4 Q2: What is your preferred position? Attacker Q3: What is your favorite combo? Wasp/Firebird Q4: What is/are your favorite map(s)? Any as long as it is CTF Q5: What clans have you been in previously, if any? UGH, but I had IRL commitments that kept me away from Tanki for 6 months, so understandably I was dismissed . I've been a stagnant WO1 for 6 months (no play) Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? I like the "dragon" in the name and I think that way with my turret as I use Firebird/Wasp almost exclusively. Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan? I am The Spark - you will see what I mean when in battle Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? I do not have Skype.

... with no one at the front desk.

"Be the spark that ignites an explosive comeback!" ~~ PachelbelsCannon

turtle soup

Would that make the other tanks back up when they catch sight of you? Pretty effective protection if you ask me.... :)

While in battle and not re-spawning, hold the 'R' key down, then press CTRL+Shift, then let go of the 'R' key first and then the rest.

40 hours - the day before and the day of my friend's wedding.

If they give refunds on the paints bought before the update, wouldn't that mean all those 4-tier protections that came with those paints also go away?

How about giving us a little teaser? What do one of the new paints look like?