GoldRock has hereby disqualified me from this contest for posting my answers on the contest topic, instead of reading the rules and PMing them to him. Not that I got enough answers correct to win anything, anyway. What a shame!

Here is mine: The Creation of Lag Once in the fair heaven of Madness, the great god Rai L. Gun, looked down on the earth, and was pleased. Over the centuries, however, the clans of tanks began to have more and more disputes over the wealth and power to be had. As Rai watched closer, he realized that much of the issue was over the fabled and prayed-for Goldbox. At fisrt, Rai ignored the fights, thinking that they would die down. However, as time wore on, the conflict grew, and whole clan wars could ensue because of one insult from an outraged tank, who had failed to catch the Goldbox and wield its power. After one such incident, the scorned and abused tank, Vul. C. An, appealed to Rai, to help them. And so, Rai L. Gun, creator of all lesser beings, molded and formed the minor god Lag, to watch over the conflicts, and interfere when nessecary. And now, Lag has become inconsistent, and lets random tanks become as dust, until the Goldbox has passed. That my friends, is how Lag, the god of annoyance, came into being.

here is my entry:

:O what do you mean by that :P True dat!

How much did the micro upgrades cost?

Ummm slycleaversmart... Lol yeah... I play like one too :P XD

This is @slycleaversmart I am banned for calling someone a idi0t for trading accounts. I mean he was a marshal for goodness sake. and then I got onto forum and I am banned... :( anywho its for 24 hours... And am I in this club? I figured I was but my name isn't on the first page :P

This is Sly btw! Just so you peps know. More info in my next post :P Lol :D :/ Not me...

i like the grenade launcher too :)

I think that TANKI should make a "sandbox" mode, where tankers can buy anything they want, any map, to test things without an invite code to a test server. This type of thing would be really cool for parkour.