MUSIC DIRECTOR MAP:RIO We are looking for a music director to help us be able to listen to Bach's music while eating sandwiches. We believe that eating the sandwiches help us get better at tanki online.We also think that the music helps the digestive process allowing our cerebellum (brain)to focus on tanki and not on the sandwiches, we eat before we play.If we don't have good digestion we look like a walrus in tanki online.And that is terrible. Thank you I hope mine gets chosen. (96 "including all of this")

VIDEO ENGINEER I am looking for a video game engineer to help us be able to ACE tanki, with the help of video games on polygon. Our engineer should be able to recommend the best games to help the following categories: being able to get splenderific control while using a speed boost,jumping other tanks in order to get gold box and finally giving the freeze turret an advantage by teaching us how to rotate around a tank(most annoying thing ever).The engineer will sit in the polygon shed keeping us updated at all times on current positions of the other team. Thank you I hope mine is chosen.