That was sarcasm (Couldn't resist given your username). TPUM Is a cockroach and gets squished. PLEASE THINK OF A RESPONSE THAT IS CREATIVE AND HAS NOT BEEN USED BEFORE!

I give Hitler a pistol. He thanks me and commits suicide (Hitler actually did commit suicide). I drop you in front of a really pissed JOHN CENA! And lock you two in an inescapable room. I took JOHN CENA!'s brain and replaced it with a computer, yet allowing him to retain his physical capabilities. I am controlling him. He is unhackable. You Aren't dreaming. You haven't got any twins/clones/lookalikes. Oh yeah, did I mention JOHN CENA! had everything-proof armor on? It covers his entire body. I AM NOT DRUNK OR ON DRUGS!

All of you, "banned" for impersonating admins.

*things, not thongs. That was a hilarious typo.

Oh yeah, and TPUM Has no twins/lookalikes/people/thongs that look like him either, as I hunted them all down, knifed them, and trapped their corpses in concrete and tossed the blocks in the sea.

I may have been the person who dropped the nuke (still went to Hiroshima) and flew away as I dropped the nuke. The earth swallowed TPUM up and the universe/multiverse imploded simultaneously. It's not a dream, and this killed all your clones off by the radiation emitted before the calamity.

Thanks for sending me back home! (Pukes in real life) I test the DNA of TPUM, verifies it's TPUM and eats him. I later test the DNA of my poop and verify that it has your DNA. Repeat with all the twins and lookalikes of TPUM.

Another Shaft. (Plot twist) I will then name the painfully obvious answer: Shaft will win, because the guy Controlling it pressed spacebar first. I'll leave it tonthe next player to start a new battle.

Really? Did you just call people who don't use supplies lacking skills? Please do not make the same generalization that people are making about so-called n00b supply abusers that you happen to be defending.