Ultimatum_SHZ New_GTX It is a stormy, dark night. A couple (husband and wife) go to bed. A few minutes later, they hear a knock on their front door. The husband gets out of bed and grumbles 'who's up at this time of night?!' He goes to the door, and finds a man, dripping wet from the rain, asking for a push. The man slams the door in his face, and goes back upstairs. The wife asks who it was. The husband says 'some bozo wants a push, at this time!'. But then, the wife says, 'Honey, remember when we were stuck in the desert a few months ago? Other people came to our aid. It is only fair that we do something to return the favour.' The man realizes his selfish-ness and goes back downstairs to help out the man. He opens the door, and finds the man on a set of swings outside. 'Oh hey, can you give me a push??" P.S the second is my sister's account, we both use the same laptop, so IP and things can be the same. sorry