Just a bit of banter for the club

^^^ Congrats all of you :P lol

There is obviously one time where I have to get off my PlayStation 4 and post something in the club! Here is my post! I can play on my computer whenever desired; the only thing stopping me is the boredom of playing Tanki Online. I would like to come everyday in all trainings but it's just how boring the game has turned out to be. I can post but certainly not play. Goodbye for just Today! Don't forget the legendary parkour that came from 1UmzeY1! ;)

Sorry for being so late! My last post must've been around a month ago. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FJ!

Just trying to get rid of that ugly inactivity asterisk next to my name, and the person who said I am a lagger seriously needs to open their eyes! Also, please feedback, I do not know whether this colour hurts your eyes, I think its a decent colour. Well, you may be suprised as you have not heard from me in months, this is because I have lost interest in Tanki Online! Tanki really do hate themselves; their game name is underlined in red... Seriously? Important: If you count this as spam, then you are just mean; I have not even messaged here in months, I dare one of you monkeys!* (Just joking, you're not monkeys!)

The idea of the coloured asterisks is good. There is one thing though, am I a professional ramp? Also, the colours are good but could you make the difference of colour between the Professional ramp and Professional jumper a little more visible? Besides that, your idea is very good :)

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This is part of my daily posts! This will be about the.... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! Well at least I did something that was part of my daily post, bye-bye. Oh yes yes, I got something, does posting on the forum count as being active, hopefully, yes? Bye bye again.

I am in this club everybody, well according to PPS I am! :lol: Sorry for all the trouble I caused. :) Keep in mind that I won't be ranking up as I just want to parkour with you guys. ^_^

:excl: ALERT :excl: Hello everybody, this is part of my daily post thing that I do, I probably missed some out, but that doesn't matter, lets get on-topic now. You may know that I posted something about doing parkour with heavy hulls, so far, I have only got one reply to that which is from PPS, I need more replies please, if you need more information on this, scroll up to see the post! That is all I needed to say, so Bye!

POST UPDATES: Post shortened drastically! Funny bits taken out; this includes the keys and the jokes! Eye-friendly colour and eye-friendly font! Many more changes have come with that!

Do you not like my post, is it because it does not make sense to you, tell me please!

There is one thing I want to ask you! Can you guys try and do parkour with heavy hulls like dictator or titan, It would be shocking and people would wonder how you guys done that. I got an awesome plan of how we could do that, or maybe 2, I'm wondering about the second as it would be noobish(*)! So, first I need your thoughts so I can see if this is a good idea or not and if it is, we can proceed! That is all I needed to say so Bye-bye you legendary flyers. Don't forget to tell me how I can improve on my posts! :)

Keys: * and ¬ are to represent something, I just put it in for comedy and for info to give babies info fam, don't stab me up in my house, hope this isn't violent for you kiddies out there! I like to make my posts funny so you guys can have a laugh. Also, I make them colourful so they stand out, they make it child-friendly and they make my posts look more funny. Finally, to be naughty, I do it so you don't just scroll down and ignore my posts (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) ;) Well, one thing here is very off-topic so I'll put a spoiler to show it! Secondly I'm such a dumb, stupid, addicted, non-making-mind-uppish (*) person that I can't make my mind up! :P So, I battled with PPS and some other people in a F & W battle (not even needed, just put it in you know what I mean bro, just act like a G and be a thug. I can't leave out everything you know, 'every little helps' (¬) you get me?) So, lets not get off-topic here Umzey, the club ain't gonna like it. I was playing and I just wanted to say I might come online now and then (about once a week bros) so stay aware and look out for me. (If you are a hater you can just fvck off like I don't mind and we both can be happy, you get me flyers? Or... was that too offensive?) * (Which was non-making-mind-uppish means that I can't make my mind up) < It's a made up word, I'm sure it is! ¬ (Which was 'every little helps' is Tesco's motto!) Secondly, here is the song which was off-topic! :excl: THIS HAS STRONG LANGUAGE SO IF YOU ARE'NT ALLOWED OR DON'T LIKE SWEARING, PLEASE DON'T WATCH THIS. I HAVE GAVE YOU A WARNING SO DON'T BLAME ME IF SOMETHING WRONG HAPPENS! :excl:

Thanks for adding me to the Hall Of Fame, I've had lots of fun when I was parkouring with you guys, especially as I was in my favourite position: 'Jumper'! Also, as promised, I'll post everyday and check what is going on. Also, don't think I've forgotten, click show on the spoiler: :D MFKJSEBGJDKBGK,SJBG,EXHBKGHDXBLH BX SORRY FOR THIS SPAM HOMI WLOL ThATaSnT mY fAuLT BrO DONT GET BLIND FROM THIS GUYS :excl: SO WEIRD LIKE BLALALALALLAL AND BROS KEEP READING I AIN'T DONE YET DON'T GET HAPPY YET KEEP FLYING YOU FLYERS LOLOLOLOL I'M SO IMPATIENT WHAT THE WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING also I wont have to say later so here: Have a happy new year!