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Ok. I know. We suck. No. We really suck. But we're supposed to be the best team in Tanki Online! If we give up now, what is our reputation? A bunch of stupid losers. Idiots. Wimps. Babies. BUT NO. WE WON THE LAST 666 BATTLES. WE KNOW 666 DIGITS OF PI. WE KILL 666 TANKS EACH IN EVERY BATTLE. Except this one right now. Instead, we've died 666 times each. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! AND ONE THING'S FOR SURE! WE! ARE! NOT! INFANTS! SO IF YOU WANT TO UPHOLD YOUR FAMILY HONOR AND BRING GLORY TO 666.PI, GET OUT THERE AND RECITE PI TO THE OTHER TANKERS! THEY'LL GET ANNOYED AND YOU CAN BLAST THEM TO PIECES AS THEY PLAY FORTNITE TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES! BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT FORTNITE GIVES YOU AIDS! Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for yelling at you. I'm sorry for making you fall out of your chair and roll on the ground with laughter. But that's our job. Make other's laugh. Because this is all distraction. And right now, I just captured our first flag. Even you guys didn't notice. And how did I get past the enemy team? Perseverance. And that's what we need. So what are you guys waiting for?! GO OUT THERE AND MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! DISTRACT THEM THEN BLOW THEM UP! RECITE PI! Oh. Yeah. And don't die. Please.
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Scorpio-Accuracy with the fabled Shaft may be good, but friendliness with Isida may grant you great fortune.
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All around me are familiar faces...
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Who tried to click send?
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My idea is Tag. There is one tanker that is "It" and needs to shoot a tanker to make them be "It" The tanker who is "It" would be the only one able to shoot. Changing equipment and self destruction would automatically make the tanker "It". I hope you like my idea!
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file:///home/chronos/u-f051d37905fec29e2f9915521bcdfb05eeb4dd0a/Downloads/Untitled%20drawing.pdf
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Other [Special] Everything to Know About the 2017 Summer Solar Eclipse
Tanko757 replied to Yisroel.Rabin in Newspaper Archive
rip you... in school, we will skip class to see it. YAY! i hope that happens to you -
Other [Special] Everything to Know About the 2017 Summer Solar Eclipse
Tanko757 replied to Yisroel.Rabin in Newspaper Archive
They should have an eclipse in tanki! -
it says i cannot use the image extention on this community. just say i understand the links and if it doen't allow you, log out. it will work. i tried it.
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sure why not. and idk
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how?
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uhhh... btw i hate coffee not everyone likes it
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is it valid? also wanna be friends?
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Event Name: Gold on Fire Date: August 24 Info: When the first gold box dropped, nobody knew what it was. They feared it. And so it lay there for several years until our ancestors got the courage to go up and light it on fire. The flames lit up the night, and down came the creator of Tanki. He told everyone it was okay. Then everyone got the gold box. 5 years later, some people got upset. The gold box was dropping more often than crystal boxes. They the gold on fire again and when tankers tried to take it, they died due to the burning. Finally on August 24, the creator of Tanki got the gold and made gold drops less frequent. But every August 24, a flaming gold drops with 5000 crystals. Try to get it? You will die. All you need is a freeze to extinguish the flame... Due to weird reasons, I cannot submit the image. So instead, I will do a link. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3IWVgIElaRvek44QUJvNVVTUndKeE45VWg5VU9ON1FIbUtv/view?usp=sharing
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@Caption_This Pic One:Even though I am a full drugger, I can't destroy a metal box. I've destroyed 1 million tanks and I can't destroy a box?! Pic Two:Defying gravity like a boss. Wait. Why is speed red? I'm colorblind!
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