The life of a tank I woke with a start my hinges creaking. I looked around trying to work out what map I was in and whereabouts in it I was. I started to grin inside; for I was in my favourite map, Rio! But what was happening? My movements where jerky and I was stopping and then suddenly I was 50ft away in a blink of an eye! I started to tremble in fear as I realised that a must be suffering from the horrible affliction of LAG. Then all at once it was over; for I had been teleported away to the safety of the garage where I had just started the long, laborious task of upgrading overnight. It seemed that I was to be allowed to rest here but alas I suddenly found myself in yet another battle. And yet soon after yet another. And another. And another… Just as I decided to succumb to the boredom that was overwhelming me I heard a siren and saw the words "GOLD BOX will be dropped soon"...