I eat vegetables like I drink my alcohol: It's beginning to tear apart my family

In America, we also always eat fried, highly salted potatos and tomato in onion juice alongside our 1000% USDA "approved" beef and bacon burgerz and we have a "healthy" milkshake with "110%" milk and fresh fruits like straburries, banananas, mangoes, and 50 kg of high fructose corn syrup. Oh, and we also get 10 litres of carbonated water and syrup. All this without getting asked to do so. Because 'Murica.

In America, we always eat potatos alongside our foods

oh, okay

You monster, why on earth would you put veggies on pizza, first burgers, and now pizzas. ─▄▀▀▀▀▄─█──█────▄▀▀█─▄▀▀▀▀▄─█▀▀▄ ─█────█─█──█────█────█────█─█──█ ─█────█─█▀▀█────█─▄▄─█────█─█──█ ─▀▄▄▄▄▀─█──█────▀▄▄█─▀▄▄▄▄▀─█▄▄▀ ─────────▄██████▀▀▀▀▀▀▄ ─────▄█████████▄───────▀▀▄▄ ──▄█████████████───────────▀▀▄ ▄██████████████─▄▀───▀▄─▀▄▄▄──▀▄ ███████████████──▄▀─▀▄▄▄▄▄▄────█ █████████████████▀█──▄█▄▄▄──────█ ███████████──█▀█──▀▄─█─█─█───────█ ████████████████───▀█─▀██▄▄──────█ █████████████████──▄─▀█▄─────▄───█ █████████████████▀███▀▀─▀▄────█──█ ████████████████──────────█──▄▀──█ ████████████████▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▄──█──────█ ████████████████▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄──█──────█ ▀████████████████▀▀▀▀▀▀──────────█ ──███████████████▀▀─────█──────▄▀ ──▀█████████████────────█────▄▀ ────▀████████████▄───▄▄█▀─▄█▀ ──────▀████████████▀▀▀──▄███ ──────████████████████████─█ ─────████████████████████──█ ────████████████████████───█ ────██████████████████─────█ ────██████████████████─────█ ────██████████████████─────█ ────██████████████████─────█ ────██████████████████▄▄▄▄▄█ ─────────────█─────█─█──█─█───█ ─────────────█─────█─█──█─▀█─█▀ ─────────────█─▄█▄─█─█▀▀█──▀█▀ ─────────────██▀─▀██─█──█───█

I heard the real life is a dangerous place, where you can't respawn if you die. If it's what you want, then go into the real world where the graphics are amazing but the gameplay is awful (unless you become wealthier than bill gates or whomever). So farewell, and good luck on whatever journey you will encounter on the road ahead.

Pues chinga tu madre, guey. O, y estoy bien

That, my friend, is a troll. And where does it say you MUST write EN in an EN forum. I've seen people write EN in an RU server and FR in a DE server, and so on. <(_ _)>

Ay but there is no spanish forum, is there now? B)

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Ay, so ye be a pirate as well, arrr.

Oh my god that movie was awesome