I'mma quit Tanki NOW! It's so aggravating... I've got people who, whenever I kill them, say, "noob this", "noob that"... Man it gets on my nerves when people do that. Well noob-suck my genital situation. And then comes these funky turrets that destroy my achievement "all M0 turrets". Man I thought they would do better. Then there is the Gold Box supply. Now instead of "admin gold box plsss", players are asking "buyer gold box plsss" this roughly equates to Buyer=Admin The last and the MAIN reason I'm leaving Tanki is all the buyers. They got M2's at Master Sergeant and are railing, freezing, frying and shooting my poor Third Lieutenant @$$ around. I've always wanted a Voltage kit but sadly, they put it up on Dollar Shavers and not on crystals. This has caused many problems. Therefore I don't live to die another day 'cause I'm not James Bond. I'm just a non-buying guy whose tank got shot at by M2s. I AM QUITTING TANKI FOR GOOD. Thanks to @Yisroel.Rabin for that Tanki-quitting guide. It's given me a head-start on my mission. So long, Tanki. Darn Thank you for the un enjoyable experience @Saipreeth01

Wow really nice issue... Much more nicer than last week :) :) :) :D :D :D

You're in luck Yisroel, this the only quote like you referred to.... I haven't really seen you but this was a funny article... I have now found the reason no one quits tanki for ever. Yeah, maybe 2 or 3 months... But NOT forever. It is...... Go down........ Not coming??? ADDICTION. Every one wants to get on the game, drug and fry that last tank into ashes that they really enjoy the cuss words that follow. This does prompt the quitter to become the last-minute drugger.... Heck, I am writing this from a Nokia!!! This itself shows how addicted I am... Anyhoo your article was awesome.. I can't think of a moment when I didn't laugh in the course of this article... Wysheeung yewer ayerticele ayeell thee beyst... :)

I don't know about this but I'm going to introduce to you.. The Freeze drug... This is a drug that, when activated, freezes all your opponents for 12 seconds, just enough to make that Sandbox capture without a sweat. But beware, all Vulcan turrets can inch their way out of this one. They just need to fire until overheat. Or if a frozen Firebird is close he just needs to fire on another frozen tank. A message comes as to who's activated the drug. Besides, it would cost approximately 250 crystals and will be dropped in battles very rarely like gold boxes. The catch: The marker doesn't show up until it's dropped Hope its a good drug :)